the1 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ Best site ever. "Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML" "Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML" "Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML" It's a great pick me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 LOL that site is awesome xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G3vans Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Fuckin' class! Bookmarked. I'm a bit concerned as to how you originally found this site though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 AP.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 lmao i love this =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 "Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilley_1 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 i already love this site.... thank you james Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 "Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 hahaha, i've had this site bookmarked for a while now Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML definite fave's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inyoureyes Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrLittleDecoy Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 OMG. win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{Alice Cullen} Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 "Last week i had to have emergency surgery to remove my appendix, this week i'm pretty damn depressed and i'm picking at myself. Oh, and i feel like cutting myself again." LOL oh wait...i just wrote about MY life. damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 damn i thought this was going to be a suicide note, what a let down. still: Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 LOL that site is awesome xD Didn't you post something about this a few days ago? Rather funny. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 damn i thought this was going to be a suicide note, what a let down. still: Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML sounds like my love life LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 LOL Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a shit. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andalix Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Just FML. Nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie_*! Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 I love this. It's brilliant, some people are weeeeird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Today, on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and iPod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon to the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a fucking Pez dispenser. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 ^I loved that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Hahaha, Once there was this boy who said he was masturbating & his mom came in so he clicked the porn away, but he forgot he was watching a beatles concert before he started to .. xD & his mom thought he was doing it on the beatles, Oh srsly i laughed for 20 mins for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooa Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a shit. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML HAHAHAHA Om Zomg That Is So Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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