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I don't like the new Twitter. Why do I have to change?

My old Myspace harbors some of the most terribly awkward photos of me. I'M getting embarrassed just looking at them.

Compatibility of Kailey with Kim Jong Il: Physical 88% Emotional 59% Intellectual 70% Overall 72. LOOOOOOOLLLLLL. www.facade.com/biorhythm

SHHOULLD I GIVEE UP OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP CHASING PAAVEEMEENNNTTSS

"Why do I have to see a French movie? I didn't do anything wrong!"-Phil Dunphy.

Sometimes I like to listen to Celtic music and pretend to Riverdance around the house. No big deal.

Yes but we still love you Ross. RT @jorgiwinter Everytime I have a browse through the ol' twitter land, its mostly @fghtffyrrss , just sayin

WHOA. Does Craig Ferguson have a TARDIS on his desk? My appreciation for him just skyrocketed.

Homeward bound...in a month.

I carry an empty glass Snapple bottle when I walk around town, just in case I need to defend myself & bash some heads in. #safetyfirst!

Apparently, wearing a long sleeved shirt in LA, IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY MIGHT I ADD, is a bad choice.

I just realized that the scene is probably from Yes Man. Dangit... I'm going to bed... I just wasted so much time.

One of my best friends is now a marine. I am so proud.

I will never get tired of listening to The Beatles. They have a song for everything.