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Defiance

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  1. i think its more that your a complete pussy and probably cry when someone says fuck the seals.
  2. actually you clearly dont understand its a WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? as in, i dont give a fuck what you say, idiot.
  3. who the fuck are you? oh and cause i know internet faggots will take it seriously and cry, which makes me laugh.
  4. yeh they should use smaller clubs so they cause more pain before they die.
  5. ach nae i made da wee scot cry.
  6. i have £36.70 in total. not happening.
  7. i dont have a fucking duvet, im either going to have to find somewhere else to sleep or be fucking cold tonight
  8. i hate your double posting nonsense lovey
  9. oh aye really? cause it seems like y'all being mean to em
  10. jorgi stop picking on the nippers
  11. id also fuck their skulls while stabbing them
  12. id also fuck their skulls while stabbing them
  13. TNS started again tonight, it was fucking sick.
  14. remind me not to fuck you then be a dick.
  15. FUCK ME, when did you come back, cause i like it.
  16. it would have been like 2 people so wasnt worth the travel for others.
  17. just wait for her reply dude. i love grossing her out cause its well easy and she loves it really
  18. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there Stranger: i hope you don't have gilles You: jedi dont have gilles Stranger: hello You: do you? Stranger: jedi?! Stranger: are you 4 real You: i am real You: do you want to see my lightsaber? Stranger: no thanx Stranger: i'm afraid Stranger: do not like star wars Stranger: but respect You: ah thats a shame Stranger: i'm sorry You: are you a servant of the dark side? Stranger: yes i am Stranger: but do not tell it You: DIE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA Stranger: to the people Stranger: o my Stranger: jedi relax Stranger: i wont kill Stranger: you're my friend Stranger: we can make babies You: but your evil You: no no one makes my jedi babies Stranger: so what Stranger: evil is nice You: evil is bad Stranger: why not You: because jedi re produce a sexually Stranger: a aaaah Stranger: your mother lied to you Stranger: evil is really nice You: i didnt have a mother You: i was grown in a lab Stranger: why not You: and have two fathers Stranger: so you do not know what love is Stranger: aha Stranger: respect Stranger: did you like them? You: no they made strange noises at night You: thankfully master achmed saved me and taught me the ways of the almighty one Stranger: really Stranger: what kind of noises You: and that to destroy that evil we must destroy the infidels Stranger: did you cry about it and then pied in your lab bed Stranger: and know you want to take a look on the dark side? You: we must destroy the darkside Stranger: no way baby Stranger: take a look on the dark side You: no the dark side is shi8t Stranger: i will show you the pleasure of the darkside Stranger: i think you've got the wrong information Stranger: jedi You: there is no pleasure in getting bummed Stranger: people lie to you because you're a little baby You: achmed did not lie You: he told me we must destroy america to inturn destroy the darkside Stranger: achemd is a liar Stranger: this sounds like terrorism Stranger: terrorism is a bad thing jedi You: achmed is more of a father than my other fathers ever where You: he tells me this "white house" is where a sith lord lives, it must be destroyed Stranger: o Stranger: i think he means the bathroom Stranger: there are lots of lords Stranger: if you know what i mean jedi Stranger: take a deep shit and everything is okay Stranger: and then wecan discover the dark side Stranger: it is oke Stranger: don't be afraid jeid You: i shall just destroy the whole house and then the world and allah shall rejoice my name Stranger: allah hates star wars i think You: this darth obama must be destroyed or the light will never prevail Stranger: Ok Stranger: what do you think about lolly You: what is this lolly infidel Stranger: take a look Stranger: http://www.schattig.nl You: i do not click the links of an infidel Stranger: why not silly You: because they could ruin my plans Stranger: i'm going to leave you jedi Stranger: causeyou're a boring jedi Stranger: so You: jedi shall defeat you sith Stranger: bye bye little baby jedi You: good day infidel Stranger: no way Stranger: love you 4 ever Stranger: x Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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