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You: hello there
Stranger: i hope you don't have gilles
You: jedi dont have gilles
Stranger: hello
You: do you?
Stranger: jedi?!
Stranger: are you 4 real
You: i am real
You: do you want to see my lightsaber?
Stranger: no thanx
Stranger: i'm afraid
Stranger: do not like star wars
Stranger: but respect
You: ah thats a shame
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: are you a servant of the dark side?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: but do not tell it
You: DIE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA
Stranger: to the people
Stranger: o my
Stranger: jedi relax
Stranger: i wont kill
Stranger: you're my friend
Stranger: we can make babies
You: but your evil
You: no no one makes my jedi babies
Stranger: so what
Stranger: evil is nice
You: evil is bad
Stranger: why not
You: because jedi re produce a sexually
Stranger: a aaaah
Stranger: your mother lied to you
Stranger: evil is really nice
You: i didnt have a mother
You: i was grown in a lab
Stranger: why not
You: and have two fathers
Stranger: so you do not know what love is
Stranger: aha
Stranger: respect
Stranger: did you like them?
You: no they made strange noises at night
You: thankfully master achmed saved me and taught me the ways of the almighty one
Stranger: really
Stranger: what kind of noises
You: and that to destroy that evil we must destroy the infidels
Stranger: did you cry about it and then pied in your lab bed
Stranger: and know you want to take a look on the dark side?
You: we must destroy the darkside
Stranger: no way baby
Stranger: take a look on the dark side
You: no the dark side is shi8t
Stranger: i will show you the pleasure of the darkside
Stranger: i think you've got the wrong information
Stranger: jedi
You: there is no pleasure in getting bummed
Stranger: people lie to you because you're a little baby
You: achmed did not lie
You: he told me we must destroy america to inturn destroy the darkside
Stranger: achemd is a liar
Stranger: this sounds like terrorism
Stranger: terrorism is a bad thing jedi
You: achmed is more of a father than my other fathers ever where
You: he tells me this "white house" is where a sith lord lives, it must be destroyed
Stranger: o
Stranger: i think he means the bathroom
Stranger: there are lots of lords
Stranger: if you know what i mean jedi
Stranger: take a deep shit and everything is okay
Stranger: and then wecan discover the dark side
Stranger: it is oke
Stranger: don't be afraid jeid
You: i shall just destroy the whole house and then the world and allah shall rejoice my name
Stranger: allah hates star wars i think
You: this darth obama must be destroyed or the light will never prevail
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: what do you think about lolly
You: what is this lolly infidel
Stranger: take a look
Stranger: http://www.schattig.nl
You: i do not click the links of an infidel
Stranger: why not silly
You: because they could ruin my plans
Stranger: i'm going to leave you jedi
Stranger: causeyou're a boring jedi
Stranger: so
You: jedi shall defeat you sith
Stranger: bye bye little baby jedi
You: good day infidel
Stranger: no way
Stranger: love you 4 ever
Stranger: x
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