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Defiance

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  1. then we look at the level of football he plays / has played, SPL and championship, i guess he has gone up in the world of football, but hes hardly a star is he.
  2. if your scottish, or a cardiff city fan, to anyone else, hes just some mediocre jock
  3. it was blatantly bullshit and catie would probably slap herself thinking it would hurt us.
  4. nope i dont give a fuck about it, but i know someone who does...
  5. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: well hello You: do you like.......................................................... You: periods? Stranger: never had one thanks You: no i mean periods Stranger: i know Stranger: i'm a guy You: but guys have periods all the time Stranger: alas, hormonally perhaps You: no Stranger: so says some research You: if you use proper punctuation you will have many periods Stranger: oh, but in that case it is not i who have the period, but rather the paper Stranger: or computer You: because they come from you Stranger: and as such they are no longer part of you Stranger: if someone wrote a sentence on me, then i would have a period Stranger: two sentences, two periods You: you have but two periods? Stranger: alas, i've never had any periods, as we've discussed, because i'm a guy You: what about bleeding of the asshole? Stranger: ah, such is another matter You: no You: this is another matter http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1238611862488.gif Stranger: uh oh Stranger: it's 4chan Stranger: but what is it You: its a gif Stranger: i know You: i cant stop laughing at it Stranger: oh i've seen it You: shame You: have you seen You: tony blairs You: cock Stranger: have you voted for moot yet? You: no You: 4chan i for dickweeds Stranger: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7974948.stm You: i dont want it to eat me Stranger: so did you vote for obama You: im not a yank Stranger: you're under 18 then? Stranger: one day your turn will come Stranger: worry not You: im not from shitty america Stranger: you're from nice america eh? Stranger: which part You: yeh You: the one that dont exist Stranger: ah Stranger: dare i ask where you're actually from? You: the moon Stranger: somewhere in the former british empire i predict Stranger: bermuda? You: i guess your close You: but no Stranger: zimbabwe? You: england. Stranger: ah, cheerio govnah You: cause we all talk like that You: prick You have disconnected.
  6. only people who support wank clubs care about internationals
  7. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: no i dont want yo fuck you Stranger: =( Stranger: why not? Stranger: i was gonna ask for some casual sex in the missionary position You: cause you are probably a 50 year old man Stranger: well 39 You: you see thats not right Stranger: why not? Stranger: your under 16 right? You: cause you have jurassic cock You: im 8 Stranger: perfect! You: i only do anal tho Stranger: now just lets settle a time and place Stranger: and were good to go You: ok i got a place for you Stranger: ? Stranger: if its a show with chris hansen then ill probably pass You: who? Stranger: good You: maybe i dont like you anymore Stranger: you still dont know Stranger: too yound Stranger: *young Stranger: =( You: you are too young for me Stranger: oh common You: i like them to have cobwebs on their pubes Stranger: done and done You: and i like them to not have pensi You: *penis You: but hammer Stranger: then what? Stranger: vagoo? You: hammer You: of satan Stranger: hmmmm... Stranger: we can work that one out You: tell me when you have the hammer of satan ill wait here Stranger: np You: bye for now You have disconnected.
  8. lol and that wasnt even bad i had a convo with someone on best methods to kill jews and gays
  9. your cheating on me???!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
  10. this is jokes *bookmarked* You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CHOCOLATE BUTTONS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  11. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: did you know that 10% of women who are raped have an orgasm? Stranger: no i didnt You: mind says no but body says yes Stranger: i figured the amount was higher You: yeh they always seem to like it when i do it Stranger: clever You: thank you Stranger: took awhile for you to think that shit up, did it? You: nope Stranger: oh Stranger: sweet You: yuhuh Stranger: asl? You: 17/m/uk you? Stranger: shit Stranger: i dont want you raping me Stranger: it might feel good Stranger: 17/f/cananda You: i only rape when im in a bad mood Stranger: oh Stranger: what puts you in a bad mood? Stranger: You: black people You: and gays Stranger: well go find some Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  12. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like small wooden ducks? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  13. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NIGGER! Stranger: I'm not black. Stranger: I'm caucasian You: homos Stranger: :/ You: we burn them Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I EAT BABIES! You: and poo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  14. i keep getting fucking foreign twats who cant speak english
  15. im just glad the others found it funny that their mate was shite and got done by a teenager rather than jumping in, then i woulda got decked lol.
  16. i think thats less "i dont want to conform" and its more "i dont want to be a slag"
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