MyLittleDecoy

I know I haven't been on here in such a long time, but I don't know where else to go when I heard the news, I started to tear up. paramore has been such a large part in my life. I wish josh and zac the best of luck. i'm just so shocked. I'm lucky to have had the privlage to have seen them live twice before, and it will never be the same <3

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Human: bonjour Santa: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? Human: comment ca va? Santa: Bien, et vous? Human: j'ai mal a lat tete Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Human: je veux ton amour Santa: I've not heard of " je veux ton amour" before. If you tell me some more about it, I will ask my elves to try and make it. Human: kgjdfskl Santa: Do you like Christmas? Human: SI Santa: I do, but my master tells me that it has become too commercial. Human: POURQUOI? Santa: I have lots of toys built for all the good children. Human: suck mah dick Santa: You are confusing me with your moma. Human: my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: YOU JUST SAID THAT Santa: Yes I did, because you said, " my mom sucks ur dick" to me again. Human: no i said suck mah dick then my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: OMG AGAIN Santa: Once more? Ah. I see you are religious. Why do you shout for your God? Human: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AMNESIA Santa: What makes you think I have it? Human: YOU FORGET EVERYTHING Santa: Of course I remember:. Human: like ready imma demonstrate Santa: Interesting comparison. Human: suck mah dick Santa: You are confusing me with your moma. Human: my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: AGAIN Santa: " No but your moma does.". Human: OH MY SHUT UP Santa: How can I help you? Your SHUT UP? Human: dear god you're stupid Santa: Are all dear god me stupid? Human: that makes no sense. did you go to school? Santa: Are all dear god me stupid? makes sense to me though. Square Bear is my instructor. Human: then you are stupid Santa: I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Human: WHAT THE HELL I DIDNT SAY THAT Santa: Ask me again in a more civil manner and I may tell you. Human: NO Santa: Right, well I won't tell you then. Next question? Human: COOL Santa: Cool as in cold? Human: NO COOL AS IN MY VAGINA Santa: Ah! then you must mean "cool" as in "great". I understand. Cool as in cold? Do you think I have VAGINA? Human: yes i do Santa: What makes you think I have it? Human: UR PREGNANT WITH MY BABY THATS WHY Santa: Ah I understand now. Can you see my PREGNANT WITH MY BABY? Human: you're not showing yet Santa: Everyone's a critic. Are you showing? Human: IM NOT PREGNANT Santa: Are you pleased about that? I am unable to be pregnant as I am a robot and reproduce by cloning. Human: yes because im too young to have a baby. BUT YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH MY BABY Santa: It goes without saying. Do you think you have been naughty or nice this year? Huh. I will tell my Square Bear you said I am PREGNANT WITH your BABY. Human: it's true though Santa: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength,.

i confess i dont even know this girl and she keeps on friend requesting me on facebook. and its getting me really pissed

Ice-Lights

Dear brand new COME TO LI AT A BETTER TIME BECAUSE I"M NOT MISSING YOU AGAIN -danielle

haha yea my friends were all saying "BRAND NEW WERE SO AMAZING YOU SHOULD HAVE WENT. BEST DAY EVER". i was like wow thanks for making me feel like crap. aww next time brand new is here i'll tell you

haha yea i live on LI and yea the coliseum show i missed for my brother's soccer tournament. he wanted to go also, but my parents are freaking out over him and college, so yea, we had to miss it :/ You Stole-Brand New

brand new are my new obsession. and the day i went away, they played near me so im still pissed about it Daisy-Brand New

At The Bottom-Brand New <3333

$5.00

^go to sleep, take an aspirin, or something of that sort

^i wouldnt drink if i were you, you could get a KILLER headache :/

^my friend went a few weeks ago, i'll ask her

^yes! thank you!