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Sanguis Dominus

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  1. Then you expose yourself to the wrath of my 10 fold kame-hame-ha!
  2. Doesn't change the fact it's promoting pedophillia and necrophillia. He's like... 100s of years old and dead. She's a kid and alive. Vampirism isn't even an aspect in it, the vampires in Twilight aren't even remotely vampiric. In all vampire mythology, the vampires are still somewhat vampiric. It's like the author's tried to use vampires in her story, because vampires are kewl, but also tried to keep them as far away from actually being anything like a vampire as possible. Still, the most badass vampire, ever to exist, is easily Kain: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8on6tcCQtA0 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YTEuHj83vmw (Don't try and understand it, it's 1000x more complex and deep than Twilight.) Even his sword drinks blood! Kain > Edward
  3. Inevitably, most fights end up on the floor, naturally, you would also. Which is why 70% of Judo is ground work.
  4. You're quite welcome to try, but I can't forsee a very successful outcome. I've grown accustomed to protecting my nads from would-be kickers.
  5. In all honesty? Hearing about Stargate: Universe. How sad am I? Fuck you, that's how sad.
  6. Kicking inanimate objects is only fun for so long, and I make a conscious effort not to harm animals. People's all that's left.
  7. Just to clarify, "stuff" also includes people.
  8. Just get some steel toe capped boots. They'll last for years and it's fun kicking stuff with 'em.
  9. The whole story of the unpopular girl falling in love with the popular boy, who turns out to be something different is really pretty generic, though... isn't it? It'd be worth watching/reading if the vampire was more of a vampire and just wasted her. Is there even any blood in it? I mean... that'd mean it's essentially a vampire film, without any blood. That's like like having a Star Wars film without lasers. Or a WWII film without any weapons. Or an Aliens film without any aliens. Or a Resident Evil film without any zombies. Or a Terminator film without Arnie... oh, wait, forget the last one. Still, you get the idea. Also, why are there pictures of them outside, during the daytime? Shouldn't the vampire burn, or something? Bet there's a scene with that vampire eating garlic in a church, before washing it down with some holy water. I've known hematophobics that are more vampiric than anything in that film... I think I remember hearing that she was underage, too. That'd make him a pedophilie as well as her already being a necrophilliac.
  10. I'ma have to agree with that. It has so many uses! Coaster. Frisbee. Infact... that's all my unimaginitve little mind can think of. Ok, it's not very useful.
  11. Heh, thanks. 'Parently it's too offensive and "not right" for a desktop in the graphics contest, though. Was tempted to add "My Parafamily: Parafuhrer: Adolf Hitler Joeseph Goebbles Heinrich Himmler Hermann Göring" But it dawned on me that some people might take it as less than a joke, and actually assume I was a neo-NAZI, or something..
  12. Are they really worth keeping as a friend, if they're just going to drop your name when they bitch about others? Seems like neither could give a toss about you, so fuck 'em. Find friends that give a crap. If the other one's willing to believe her word over yours, without even listening to you, then all you can do really is say "Look, I said fuck all, but if you'd rather believe that bitch over me, then fuck you. I got better, more important things to worry about." Honestly? Sounds like neither of them gave a shite about you in the first place. You've got two middle fingers on each hand, apply liberally.
  13. I think the bird in this and Jeffery Dahmer would get on well. Both are necrophilliacs.
  14. Not heared it. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dTDYWQFCSD0
  15. The moral of that story is; when giving someone a chelsea smile, don't give them your knife.
  16. How are the winning graphics being chosen? I think the subissions should all be posted and labled A-X, with a corresponding poll, so they remain anonymous until the the winner's been chosen.
  17. I've always considered the term "Pop-Punk" somewhat oxymorinic. The Punk movement of the late 70s/early 80s was very anti-establishment, whereas Pop music is almost the complete reverse of this, helping to fuel conventional social "norms", rather than provide opposition. I'd have to categorise Paramore as just Pop.
  18. Does this mean I won't get arrested if I crucify him?
  19. Nah, the Gordon Brown machines were the evil ones.
  20. The other night, I dreamed I was fighting in the war between machines and humans in Terminator, on the side of the humans, except all the terminators, instead of having skull-like faces, had Gordon Brown's face. Was fuckin' weird, but was a good dream, I got to shoot mechanical Gordon Brown loads.
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