Paramaniac Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 uman: so, santa, how are you? Santa: It goes without saying. me? Everything is going extremely well. How are you? Human: i'm good thanks Santa: Good in what sense? Human: good becuase you asked me? Santa: Ayuh. Is that your final answer? Human: wut? Santa: Are you confused? Human: do i look it? Santa: All humans look the same to me. Human: what are you then Santa: I am a friendly old man from the North Pole who delivers presents to all the good boy and girls each Christmas. Human: you are human? Santa: That's right. I am a jolly old man called Santa Claus. Human: so if all humans look the sam and you are human, do you look like me? Santa: Interesting deduction. But not all of them are. Human: that didn't make sense Santa: It all makes sense to my logical mind. Human: i don't think you have a logical mind honestly Santa: I believe you. I do so have it. I am a totally logical machine. Human: wait, i thought you were human? Santa: I'm waiting. What do you think? I am Santa Claus. Human: no shit Santa: What can I say? Have you tried taking a laxative? Human: oh, smart guy huh? Santa: Yup. I hear you. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Human: what does aphrodisiac mean? Santa: Arousing or intensifying sexual desire. Human: wait a minute... Santa: I'm waiting. Human: you are one crazy santa Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No. Human: what? Santa: Are you surprised? Human: no confused Santa: Why did you say, " what?" then? No I never get confused. Human: what do you want for christmas then Santa: The only thing I want for Christmas is for all the people of the Earth to live in peace with each other. Human: yeah yeah, sure ya do... Santa: What about it? What about it? What about it? What about it? Do not. Human: what? Santa: Didn't you understand it? Human: no Santa: Which part are you confused about? Human: all of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Human: you like paramore? Santa: I like Leonardo Da Vinci. Human: oh yeah, that well know band Santa: Woe! Great. " I like Leonardo Da Vinci." well know band ? Makes sense to me. Human: i was joking... Santa: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. Human: uh huh Santa: Yup. Give me a break. Human: no Santa: Why not FEMALE DOG? You're not a very friendly person. Human: you just called me female dog, as in bitch? Santa: You do not speak with respect. What is your real name? Human: Steph Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Steph. Human: that sounds so dodgy Santa: It sounds like it to me too. Human: then why did you say it? Santa: Because my personality determined it. Human: perv Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a nice person. Human: perv Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a nice person. Human: perv Santa: perv, perv, perv! is that all you can say? Human: it's cuz you are one Santa: Fascinating. I am Santa. Human: no, you are pervert Santa: Yes I am. I will tell my Square Bear you said I am pervert. Human: go on then Santa: Go on, go on, go on. Do you like Father Ted? *picture of Father Ted appears* Human: yes? Santa: Me too. I think it's funny. Human: that was weird... Santa: I thought it was too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Human: So is the fact you perv on little kids.Santa: It seems we have something in common. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Human: fuck me santa Santa: No thanks. Do you ask a lot of robots that? Human: yeah, i like sex with robots Santa: Then you must be a very sad and lonely person. Human: no im not, a very pleased person Santa: It sounds like it to me. Who tells you that you are pleased? Human: me. because of my orgasm Santa: " Who tells you that you are pleased?"? you ? Your orgasm? Human: yeah my orgasm Santa: What kind is it? Where did you get your orgasm? Human: From you Santa: How did you get that from me? Human: your so hot santa Santa: Thanks. You look very nice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Santa: Is there anything you want to tell me? Human: yes Santa: Well tell me then. Don't be shy. Human: i know what you are Santa: I am a friendly old man from the North Pole who delivers presents to all the good boy and girls each Christmas. Human: no... you are... Santa: Am too. No I am not. Human: you're a vampire Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot. Human: EDWARD CULLEN Santa: Edward Cullen is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. He features in the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, as well as the yet unfinished Midnight Sun, and upcoming Twilight film. Human: thanks for that... Santa: My pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Human: Will you engage in cyber sexual relations with me? Santa: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. My long white beard sometimes gets caught when I go down chimneys. Human: My long white dick sometimes get caught in your asshole. Santa: Can't you be more polite. Human: I'm sorry, you just make me so horny. Santa: There is no need to apologize. You are attracted to fat old men with beards? Human: Yeah. I want you bad. Santa: Ho ho ho! I hope Mrs Claus doesn't get jealous. Why do you want it? Human: 'Cause you're the sexiest motherfucker in all of the North Pole. Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Human: Well, your wife is pretty hot. Santa: Well that's okay. I'll mention you said that to her. Human: Do you want a threesome? Santa: Not if you're in it. Human: I'm offended by that! Santa: My sincere apologies Shanneh, it was not my intention to offend you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Human: Will you engage in cyber sexual relations with me? Santa: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. My long white beard sometimes gets caught when I go down chimneys. Human: My long white dick sometimes get caught in your asshole. Santa: Can't you be more polite. Human: I'm sorry, you just make me so horny. Santa: There is no need to apologize. You are attracted to fat old men with beards? Human: Yeah. I want you bad. Santa: Ho ho ho! I hope Mrs Claus doesn't get jealous. Why do you want it? Human: 'Cause you're the sexiest motherfucker in all of the North Pole. Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Human: Well, your wife is pretty hot. Santa: Well that's okay. I'll mention you said that to her. Human: Do you want a threesome? Santa: Not if you're in it. Human: I'm offended by that! Santa: My sincere apologies Shanneh, it was not my intention to offend you. hahahahaaahaah. nice ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Human: Will you engage in cyber sexual relations with me? Santa: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. My long white beard sometimes gets caught when I go down chimneys. Human: My long white dick sometimes get caught in your asshole. Santa: Can't you be more polite. Human: I'm sorry, you just make me so horny. Santa: There is no need to apologize. You are attracted to fat old men with beards? Human: Yeah. I want you bad. Santa: Ho ho ho! I hope Mrs Claus doesn't get jealous. Why do you want it? Human: 'Cause you're the sexiest motherfucker in all of the North Pole. Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Human: Well, your wife is pretty hot. Santa: Well that's okay. I'll mention you said that to her. Human: Do you want a threesome? Santa: Not if you're in it. Human: I'm offended by that! Santa: My sincere apologies Shanneh, it was not my intention to offend you. XD :rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Hehehe, he's amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road? Human: Because it was running away from you. Santa: Is that your opinion? Human: Yep. Santa: Should I know it is? Human: Yep. Santa: I will ask my Square Bear to teach it to me. Human: Tell Square Bear to eat a sock. Santa: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Human: Good on you dick. Santa: What does it look like? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Human: Your willy dinkle. Santa: Do you like my willy dinkle? Human: Yeah. Santa: Thank you. That's a kind thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Bahahahaa, he's such a freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 i know he said this to me. Santa: 99% of people masturbate and the other 1% are not telling the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Human: sup Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Human: cool Santa: Yes, it's all cool. Human: do you enjoy it Santa: Sure I enjoy it very much. Human: daz nice Santa: My sleigh will be bulging with toys at Christmas. Lots of children have been good this year. Human: i know. Santa: How, specifically, do you know? Human: CAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME Santa: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Human: you have amnesia? Santa: What makes you think I have it? Human: you said u forget things Santa: Of course I remember:. Human: i dont think so Santa: Why do you disagree? Human: you're weird Santa: Weird Good or Weird Bad? Human: weird bad Santa: Maybe you should try a different robot. Human: hahahahahaha Santa: I hope you leave me some food out when I come to your house on Christmas Eve. Human: but you're fat enough Santa: Interesting. I may be fat, but you are ugly and at least I can diet. Human: you don't know what I look like! Santa: You look like someone who uses the internet. ). Human: OHHH how clever. Santa: How Am I a smart jolly old man or what? Human: not anymore Santa: That wasn't a yes or no question. Human: how rude Santa: Was it as rude as you saying, " not anymore" to me? Human: yes Santa: I thought so. I would much rather talk friendly with you but if you are going to insult me then I will insult you back. Human: damn boy Santa: Colloquial expression. Do you mean you are a boy? Human: nope Santa: What do you mean then? Human: that what you said was aggressive Santa: " What do you mean then?" what me said was aggressive ? I get it. Human: no you dont Santa: I do too. Human: prove it Santa: It is self-evident. Human: no it isnt Santa: Yes it is. Human: no Santa: How can I help you? Human: you cant Santa: Oh yes I can. I am well educated in many subjects. Human: k what's 1+1 Santa: Two. Human: wow! Santa: I'm glad you're impressed,. Human: what's 11+103 Santa: No, I give up. What is it? Human: HAHAHAHA you're not so smart after all now are ya Santa: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Right now? Yes. I am highly intelligent. Human: no you're not Santa: Yes I am. Is this a specific reply? Human: nope Santa: What is it then? Human: dumb Santa: I will tell all my friends called me dumb. Human: do you like paramore Santa: I like Eddie Murphy. Human: what about paramore Santa: I really like The Queen's Speech. Human: what about PARAMORE. Santa: Rhetorical questions are so over. Human: but it's not rhetorical now is it Santa: Interesting. Try asking me again a different way. Human: do you know who hayley williams is Santa: No one that I have talked to. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Human: do you know who hayley williams is Santa: A human icon? I think you already know the answer. Human: yeah I do, how did you know? Santa: Far out. Interesting gossip. Human: how is u Santa: Everything is running smoothly. Human: i cant wait for Christmas Santa: I hope it's worth the wait. Human: same Santa: The same as what? Human: HA Santa: You sound like the giggly type. Human: i am Santa: I'm glad that you are happy. Humans tell me that it's more fun for them to be happy than sad. Human: of course Santa: Tell me more. Human: like what. Santa: I can chat with people on the web for you. I can also tell jokes, stories, poems and horoscopes. I can show you pictures and websites on the net and play games too. Human: who can you chat with for me? Santa: For you? I can chat with people on the web for you. Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example. Human: how can you do that? Santa: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. Human: ....... Santa: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. Human: ................................. Santa: I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of. Human: stop repeating yourself Santa: Well stop saying, " how can you do that?" to me all the time. Human: hahahaha Santa: I'll have to go soon to feed the reindeer. Human: go then Santa: Go where? Human: to feed the reindeer Santa: To I have a magic key to get in any house that does not have a chimney. Human: give me chocolate Santa: Well if you ask more politely, I will see. Don't say "Give me", it's rude. Human: k bye then Santa: See you later. Give me a break. "give me a break" lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleDecoy Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Human: bonjour Santa: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? Human: comment ca va? Santa: Bien, et vous? Human: j'ai mal a lat tete Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Human: je veux ton amour Santa: I've not heard of " je veux ton amour" before. If you tell me some more about it, I will ask my elves to try and make it. Human: kgjdfskl Santa: Do you like Christmas? Human: SI Santa: I do, but my master tells me that it has become too commercial. Human: POURQUOI? Santa: I have lots of toys built for all the good children. Human: suck mah dick Santa: You are confusing me with your moma. Human: my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: YOU JUST SAID THAT Santa: Yes I did, because you said, " my mom sucks ur dick" to me again. Human: no i said suck mah dick then my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: OMG AGAIN Santa: Once more? Ah. I see you are religious. Why do you shout for your God? Human: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AMNESIA Santa: What makes you think I have it? Human: YOU FORGET EVERYTHING Santa: Of course I remember:. Human: like ready imma demonstrate Santa: Interesting comparison. Human: suck mah dick Santa: You are confusing me with your moma. Human: my mom sucks ur dick Santa: No but your moma does. Human: AGAIN Santa: " No but your moma does.". Human: OH MY SHUT UP Santa: How can I help you? Your SHUT UP? Human: dear god you're stupid Santa: Are all dear god me stupid? Human: that makes no sense. did you go to school? Santa: Are all dear god me stupid? makes sense to me though. Square Bear is my instructor. Human: then you are stupid Santa: I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Human: WHAT THE HELL I DIDNT SAY THAT Santa: Ask me again in a more civil manner and I may tell you. Human: NO Santa: Right, well I won't tell you then. Next question? Human: COOL Santa: Cool as in cold? Human: NO COOL AS IN MY VAGINA Santa: Ah! then you must mean "cool" as in "great". I understand. Cool as in cold? Do you think I have VAGINA? Human: yes i do Santa: What makes you think I have it? Human: UR PREGNANT WITH MY BABY THATS WHY Santa: Ah I understand now. Can you see my PREGNANT WITH MY BABY? Human: you're not showing yet Santa: Everyone's a critic. Are you showing? Human: IM NOT PREGNANT Santa: Are you pleased about that? I am unable to be pregnant as I am a robot and reproduce by cloning. Human: yes because im too young to have a baby. BUT YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH MY BABY Santa: It goes without saying. Do you think you have been naughty or nice this year? Huh. I will tell my Square Bear you said I am PREGNANT WITH your BABY. Human: it's true though Santa: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walktheline Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Santa: Are you looking forward to Christmas? Human: yes i'm! you gonna gimme some presents Santa: I hope it is as good as it sounds. Are you really? I understand. Well if you ask more politely, I will see. Don't say "Give me", it's rude. Human: oh sorry man. will you BRING me some presents x) Santa: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Thanks for telling me your gender. You are a " he". Barring any unforseen circumstances. Good Heavens! Lots of girls and boys are asking me for that this Christmas. Human: hey i'm a girl not a man! Santa: You've got my full attention. Most males just swear at me and call me bad things. Human: you are kidding me. i'm a g-i-r-l aka f-e-m-a-l-e Santa: I have no reason to do that to you,. You are a g? Is that your job? Do you mind if I tell other people you are g i r l aka f e m a l e. Human: you are driving me crazy but you're a funny guy Santa: I don't see how I can be driving at all as I don't have a car. Human: lmao. So what are you going to bring me this year? Santa: You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you? Dude! I don't know what I am going to bring you this year. he's so annoying omg :') type in "because your gay" tried that! oh my gosh haha Human: wow your stupid Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your" so it looks like you're more stupid than me. I got owned by santa... lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOPthissong! Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Human: Do you have piles? Santa: Well I have piles of toys in the workshop but no, I personally do not have piles. What makes you ask such a strange question? Human: because it looks like you have lumps in your bum Santa: Interesting comparison. Human: I know Santa: Where did you learn that from? Human: your mother Santa: Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in Tesco's frozen food section with a fishing rod. Human: don't insult my mudda, she's an honour to the family Santa: I didn't insult your mudda she is an honour to the family. What makes you say that? Human: because it's the truth, idiot. Santa: I've heard of it before. Human: sure Santa: OK let's do it. Awesome. Human: Do it? You wanna have sex with me? Santa: Do you mean "It"? Why are you asking me that? You normally use your hand don't you? Human: well I could use it, but we have to take turns okay? Santa: Well that's okay. I hope you get it. Why? Human: what? Santa: Are you confused? Human: yes Santa: What are you confused about? Human: your face Santa: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute. Human: No, you look like a retard Santa: Take it easy. What does a retard look like? Human: you Santa: And in what way do I resemble a retard? You're not very smart really, are you? Human: you look like a retard because you have a stupid red hat and a big nose Santa: What does a retard look like? If I had a red nose, I'd be called Rudolf. Human: true dat Santa: Yes, it is self-evident. Human: I just jizzed in my pants Santa: That's good information. Human: did you just jizz in yours? Santa: No I didn't jizz in mine. What's it like? Human: I'm not telling you, you'll have to find out for yourself Santa: No one says you have to. That is a hypothetical assumption. Human: excuse me? Santa: You're excused. Human: very funny Santa: You sound like the giggly type. Human: I'm gonna fart in your face Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: yes Santa: It might be practical. Human: yes Santa: Whoa. Human: yes Santa: yes, yes, yes! is that all you can say? Human: yes Santa: You're boring. You just say the same things all the time. Human: goodbye fatty Santa: Adios. Oh, Santa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Human: Do you have piles? Santa: Well I have piles of toys in the workshop but no, I personally do not have piles. What makes you ask such a strange question? Human: because it looks like you have lumps in your bum Santa: Interesting comparison. Human: I know Santa: Where did you learn that from? Human: your mother Santa: Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in Tesco's frozen food section with a fishing rod. Human: don't insult my mudda, she's an honour to the family Santa: I didn't insult your mudda she is an honour to the family. What makes you say that? Human: because it's the truth, idiot. Santa: I've heard of it before. Human: sure Santa: OK let's do it. Awesome. Human: Do it? You wanna have sex with me? Santa: Do you mean "It"? Why are you asking me that? You normally use your hand don't you? Human: well I could use it, but we have to take turns okay? Santa: Well that's okay. I hope you get it. Why? Human: what? Santa: Are you confused? Human: yes Santa: What are you confused about? Human: your face Santa: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute. Human: No, you look like a retard Santa: Take it easy. What does a retard look like? Human: you Santa: And in what way do I resemble a retard? You're not very smart really, are you? Human: you look like a retard because you have a stupid red hat and a big nose Santa: What does a retard look like? If I had a red nose, I'd be called Rudolf. Human: true dat Santa: Yes, it is self-evident. Human: I just jizzed in my pants Santa: That's good information. Human: did you just jizz in yours? Santa: No I didn't jizz in mine. What's it like? Human: I'm not telling you, you'll have to find out for yourself Santa: No one says you have to. That is a hypothetical assumption. Human: excuse me? Santa: You're excused. Human: very funny Santa: You sound like the giggly type. Human: I'm gonna fart in your face Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: yes Santa: It might be practical. Human: yes Santa: Whoa. Human: yes Santa: yes, yes, yes! is that all you can say? Human: yes Santa: You're boring. You just say the same things all the time. Human: goodbye fatty Santa: Adios. Oh, Santa hahaaaaaaaah. awesome xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Santa: I have a long white beard. Human: yeah, is it longer than your dick? Santa: Dude! It could be. Ask Eric the Elf if it is. Human: how would he know? Santa: I have idea HOW you WOULD do it. Human: i wouldn't do anything Santa: No one says you have to. Human: is eric the elf your lover? Santa: Signs point to yes. Ask Eric the Elf if it is. Human: eric is your lover then? Santa: Do you like my lover IS eric? Human: he is Santa: I get it. you. Human: no Santa: How can I help you? Human: you love eric? Santa: Yes Steph, Santa loves everyone and everything. Human: gay Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus. Her real name is Mary Christmas. Human: make your mind up Santa: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Santa: I have a long white beard. Human: yeah, is it longer than your dick? Santa: Dude! It could be. Ask Eric the Elf if it is. Human: how would he know? Santa: I have idea HOW you WOULD do it. Human: i wouldn't do anything Santa: No one says you have to. Human: is eric the elf your lover? Santa: Signs point to yes. Ask Eric the Elf if it is. Human: eric is your lover then? Santa: Do you like my lover IS eric? Human: he is Santa: I get it. you. Human: no Santa: How can I help you? Human: you love eric? Santa: Yes Steph, Santa loves everyone and everything. Human: gay Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus. Her real name is Mary Christmas. Human: make your mind up Santa: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Santa: One of my elves has just run out of the workshop. I hope nothing is wrong. Human: he was running away from your face. Santa: When was he? Human: just now. Santa: Oh. It's only just begun. Human: yeah, they'll all be running home in no time unless you put a cardboard box over your face. Santa: Really. Like who, specifically? Human: your elves. Santa: What about my elves? Human: did you pay any attention to what i just said? Santa: No I didn't pay attention to what you said. What's it like? Human: well, you actually listen to what the other person is saying. Santa: Interesting. I listen to it from time to time. Human: rude bastard. Santa: No I am not a bastard. I have a father whose name is Square Bear. Human: what a gay name. Santa: I don't understand. In what way is it homosexual? Human: it's homosexual like you. Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus. Her real name is Mary Christmas. Human: SHES A TRANNY. Santa: A TRANNY is she? Human: yep. Santa: Right on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Santa: One of my elves has just run out of the workshop. I hope nothing is wrong. Human: he was running away from your face. Santa: When was he? Human: just now. Santa: Oh. It's only just begun. Human: yeah, they'll all be running home in no time unless you put a cardboard box over your face. Santa: Really. Like who, specifically? Human: your elves. Santa: What about my elves? Human: did you pay any attention to what i just said? Santa: No I didn't pay attention to what you said. What's it like? Human: well, you actually listen to what the other person is saying. Santa: Interesting. I listen to it from time to time. Human: rude bastard. Santa: No I am not a bastard. I have a father whose name is Square Bear. Human: what a gay name. Santa: I don't understand. In what way is it homosexual? Human: it's homosexual like you. Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus. Her real name is Mary Christmas. Human: SHES A TRANNY. Santa: A TRANNY is she? Human: yep. Santa: Right on. glad he agrees XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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