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Dear Two Boys In Class,

You are both are assholes with nothing else better to do. Shut your mouths and get over yourselves. I told you both off once and if you both keep running your mouths and disrespecting other people (and if one of you keeps on stretching across my desk), I'm going to do it again. Except next time, it's going to be in front of the whole class. I can emasculate you both with my words so fast your heads will spin. Don't f--- with me or my friends.

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Dear self,

Stop freaking out.

 

You.

 

Dear The Used,

It would've been six days until I was gonna see you. You cancelled and now I'm stuck with two tickets that cost me 80 fucking euros and no way to get rid of them.

I'm so very very VERY bummed and upset I won't get to see you :(

 

A fan.

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Dear English Teacher,

 

You are the biggest asshole I have ever met. I was absent due to the fact my cat had almost died, and you say that isn't an acceptable excuse? Wow.

 

- Michael

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