777 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear Alan&Michelle, I've come to know you guys these past days but this is the second time now that you don't give a fuck-about whats going on in front of you. Get a grip, Or else learn. You both are stupid but I say that with love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear Daniel, You make my heart go about 958906534 miles per second. Yesterday was probably the greatest day ever, just lazyin' around the house watching movies. You are probably the best the that has ever happened to me, and I never ever ever want you to go. Love, Holly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemanfreeman Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear Boss, Please don't tell me off when I ask you to have a couple of days off next week while Annette and Alice are away because I booked tickets for V festival and forgot to book time off earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachley Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear _____, i miss you and everything about you. but i love you, and always will. -rachel. dear self, go learn some sociology. -rachel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 Dear brain, I wish you'd stop working when I have to go to sleep. It's 7am and you still haven't let me sleep. -Holly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 dear ___, i love you, you are my best friend. my first friend when i moved to this town. i hate the fact you're leaving and God only knows when i'll see you again. Why must you go to school so far away? and why does your mom have to move too? Can't you just stay in Jersey? This is the worst ever. I am going to miss you so much. You can make me laugh like no one else. I don't know what i'm going to do without. I love you - Catie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Dear window fitters next door, Fuck off now, kay? Steph. P.S Quit drilling into my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Dear dipshit, are you fucking stupid? Philly is obviously closer to you than Princeton you fucktard. Thanks for thinking you made the band you discovered from my fucking facebook you asshole. Stop thinking youre so cool and smart and popular because you're not, you're just an idiot. Love, Casey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayleyRoxMySox Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Dear brain, I wish you'd stop working when I have to go to sleep. It's 7am and you still haven't let me sleep. -Holly This! I don't get why I can shut my brain off all day long if I want, but as soon as I try to go to sleep, it turns itself on and starts thinking about all sorts of pointless crap that ends up keeping me from sleeping. Dear brain, Think during the day, at night let me sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 dear family, y'all mean the world to me. -erin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 dear rider university cheerleading coach PRETTY PLEASE LET ME ON YOUR TEAM! - Catie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 dear british columbia, thank you for being totally awesome love, kayla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachley Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Dear self, Stop being such a dumbass. -Yourself. Dear Caroline, I hate you for showing me that picture of me about 4 years ago. I forgot how tragic I looked. I still do. Thanks :') btw, I miss you. So much. -Rachel <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 desr boy i keep seeing around campus, hi! youre cute. and you live in the building right across from mine. i think you're a junior though. oh well! come talk to me! hahah - Catie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Dear World, How something as relatively simple in concept could spiral wildly out of control leaves me in utter disbelief. Now more than ever, things seem to go from perfectly normal, and going my way, to thrown totally out of proportion, as if to say "you're doing too well, and I can't accept this. Time to screw up reality again." Does it hurt to show some sort of sign that I'm doing something, anything right? What if it's all for nothing? What if everything I've worked for, strive for, dream of, or hope to be, is not possible? How am I supposed to know? Where do I belong? I fear for the future. Dustin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachley Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Dear Jess, ANUHANUHHHHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH! -the retarded horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.j.leto Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Dear Rachel, ROFLWAFFLE! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ba ba ba ba ba baa! ba ba! ba ba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachley Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Dear Jess, YOU KNOW DISSSS ;D -rachel (the retarded horse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Dear Mrs. Leto, I continually read your occupation as "jobbies". As you can imagine, it's quite hilarious. Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayleyRoxMySox Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Dear parents of kids who don't know how to behave, Get your kids under control. - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMusicDudetteX Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Dear boy, Thank you for making me feel like crap tonight. You won't get the chance to do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Dear _____, I honestly don't think I can go through this all over again. It was hard enough the last time, I made a hell of an effort trying to keep it together. I don't like who you're becoming, you've changed a lot. To someone hardly recognizable . People used to tell us we could be twins, but I don't think we've ever been this different before. It sucks though, I still love you lots. But being laughed at, made fun of and ignored takes a toll on you. It just hurts too much. I'm sorry, but it's how I feel and I don't think it'll change anytime soon. Unless you do something about it, and start being the person I trusted and loved more than anyone. Love, Guro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 Dear Me, Unlearn envy. Please. Dustin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoriousfat67 Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Dear_____ youve really fucked up these past 7 months. you were my best friend, i trusted you more than anyone and you stabbed me in the back so many times. if people ever wondered why i got into some of the shit i was in a lot of has to deal with you and how everything you did made me feel and i didnt know any other way to make it go away. i dont know what to expect from you anymore. i just want things to be normal again. i wanna trust my best friend. i wanna forgive and forget but i dont think im capable sometimes though i still try. Sometimes i just wanna get even. exact some sort of revenge but deep down i know i couldnt go through with that because id never want anyone to feel as bad as everything you put me through made me feel. One day hopefully ill be man enough to forgive you entirely but until then im always gonna be looking over my shoulder. your best friend mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayleyRoxMySox Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Dear children in one particular of my five classes, Please don't change. I know it's foolish to get my hopes up, as I often do with the better classes, and it's only been two weeks, but so far you kids are the best overall class I've ever had. As it usually works out, I expect them to put a real troublemaker in your class just to mix things up a bit and keep my on my toes. So, really, the best I can hope for is that you just keep doing what you've been doing for as long as possible, and I'd be very grateful. If you can keep it up for the whole year, that would be totally awesome both for me and for all of you. - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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