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Our game has been called off tomorrow against Inverurie loco's in the scottish cup, a highland league team!

Frozen pitch to blame,

now rescheduled for a wednesday night, considering it takes about 7 hours to get there, looks like a hotel for the night!

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From: http://www.skysports.com/football/transfer_clockwatch/0,23710,14896,00.html

 

16.18 Reports in Dubai claim Manchester City's owner Sheikh Mansour has told friends that Kaka has agreed to join the club from AC Milan in a world-record transfer deal.

 

But I do agree that he is nowhere near worth that much money. I think partly what it is, is that because it's Manchester City they're going to have to pay stupid money for him. I'd say Manchester Utd could probably get him for 60 million if they wanted him.

 

Besides, Messi > Kaka 8-)

 

Kakà isn't going anywhere.

That's what they said about Robinho ;-)

 

I don't want him to go to Man City, cause it damages the Premier League imo, and Football in general.

 

But I think he will because: 1) Money talks and 2) The chance to make history.

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Besides, Messi > Kaka 8-)

 

But I think he will because: 1) Money talks and 2) The chance to make history.

 

I beg to differ, and I have a video to prove it.

 

Plus, Kaka gives a portion of his wages to his church. Money isn't that big a deal for him.

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Link isn't working for me. "Page Load Error". The errors are back lolz

 

But seriously about Messi, you should have seen him for Barca against Osasuna last week, he ripped them apart single-handedly, it took them about 80 minutes before they could actually tackle him :lol:

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Transcript of dialogue between Kaka and Man City

 

Unfortunately, only Man City's side could be obtained.

 

 

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

 

"No, your fellow countryman doesn't like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

 

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

 

"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football team"

 

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

 

"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"

 

"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"

 

"Hughes"

 

"Ex Blackburn boss"

 

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

 

"No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"

 

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

 

"He once scored a good goal against Spain"

 

"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

 

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"

 

"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"

 

"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"

 

"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"

 

"Blue"

 

"yes, definitely blue, always has been"

 

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

 

"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

 

"erm, 1976 I think"

 

"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

 

"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

 

"yes, I realise that but....."

 

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

 

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

 

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

 

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"

 

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

 

"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

 

"forget them, they are falling apart"

 

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"

 

"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

 

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

 

"Yes she probably is in her 60's"

 

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 European cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

 

"76,000 why?"

 

"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

 

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

 

"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"

 

"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"

 

"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"

 

"well, officially its the City of Manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"

 

"EAST!, not Waste"

 

"You will be adored there"

 

"No, not there, here I meant"

 

"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

 

"Anderson??? what does he know?"

 

"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

 

"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

 

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?............................ "

 

:lol:

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^ Hahahahahahahaha.

 

 

Kakà isn't going anywhere, it's his decisions if he wants to join Manchester City or not, and he said several times that he wanted to stay in Milan, his ambitions are to become the new captain of this team, this player is a bandiera, we can't sell him.

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