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Did I just make a sexist joke against my own gender? I think I did.

Showering while listening to @VersaEmerge is like a spiritual experience. I felt like I was in an intense music video with a rain machine.

Dangit Kanye, why did you have to make such a great album? I'm supposed to despise you, remember?

Jim Sturgess actually has the best singing voice in the whole entire world. It's a fact.

What do I want to be when I grow up? Heather Morris.

Anderson Cooper is so adorable on the countdown right now.

If I have to hear another person end their sentence with "at", I will scream.

Dot Marie-Jones is such a sweetheart. Nicest woman EVER.

Fake crying is the most annoying sound ever, right after real crying by awful kids whose parents don't know how to control them in public.

Roseanne is not a funny show. Never was.

"The day will come, though, when cats finally get to eat a fucking cheeseburger because people are just so tired of hearing about it." HAHA!

I saw a man-baby at work today. He looked about two years old and had FACIAL HAIR. My mind was blown.

I might be in love with Eric Foreman (from That '70s Show, not House).

Threeve = a combination of three and five. #SNL

I legitimately had tea and crumpets today. Can someone please explain to me why this isn't a part of a regular American diet? It's amazing.

A man on Dr. Phil just said, "The worst thing about prison is..." I yelled out "DEMENTORS!" before he could even finish his sentence. Habit.

I am completely enthralled by this NatGeo documentary on the migration of land crabs.

Sick in bed, watching season 3 of Dr. Who. I'm enjoying this more than I should.

"I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" in Horton Hears a Who is hilariously epic.

David Tennant can rock a suit.

Words cannot express how much I truly loathe talking on the phone.

They drink so much on Cougar Town that I could probably get drunk just from watching it.

I should start talking like this.....apparently all adults use ellipses....you can never have enough.... they also say LOL! a lot.......

Why does registering for classes take almost 4 hours? This is ridiculous.