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Ohhh Malibu, how I love thee

Since when does "don't cut any length off" mean "CAN YOU CUT LIKE 4 INCHES OFF OF MY HAIR PLEASE!?!?!"

Now I remember why I grew my bangs out.

Photo: (by Kailey Michelle) http://tumblr.com/xgzk6wifs

I would very much like to be Heather Morris.

This might be the healthiest thing I've eaten in my entire life. http://twitpic.com/2swfkn

It's impossible for me to use a pen or marker without this happening. IMPOSSIBLE. http://twitpic.com/2sl9k2

SERIOUSLY? AGAIN? THIS COMMERCIAL NEEDS TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND SHUT UP

Is this what a hangover feels like? Good Lord. I don't even drink. DID SOMEONE SPIKE MY SODA LAST NIGHT? Lolz.

I bought these heels because I thought they'd be comfortable, not so that they could create three blisters on each foot.

$100 at Target just turned into $35 because of three mysterious gift cards in my wallet. YEAHHHH BUDDY.

I'm eating a chicken sandwich right now in honor of @frankenteen and the season premiere of #Glee. So much excitement!

"I just want to go home, eat chicken, and be depressed. Highlight of my day."

This Whole Foods is full of hipsters.

Snazzy pt. 3 http://twitpic.com/2pfgvn

I love Netflix. Every time I get a new DVD I dance and jump around. It's like a mini Christmas morning.

Snazzy http://twitpic.com/2orgvg

Am I the only one who gets uncomfortable looking at this? http://twitpic.com/2ok1o0

How sad is it that this new #Glee song makes me want to weep tears of joy? Dangit, I love this show way too much.

I don't hate you because your fat, you're fat because I hate you. #meangirls

I've had "Number One Spot" by Ludacris in my head for days, which is odd because I haven't heard that song since middle school.

The Mumford & Sons show I want to go to is sold out. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

Can someone please tell me why I decided to eat my cookie before my, now melted, soy ice cream sandwich?