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wingfoot

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  1. Scrubs is a goldmine for quotes

     

    Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

    Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.

     

    JD: You're not aware of an underground canal system beneath the hospital are you? I think I saw a manatee!

    Janitor: Was it Julian?

    JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries.

    Janitor: That was Julian.

     

    Dr. Cox: Cox (the same episode as the "I like this moment so much I want to have sex with it"): This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.

     

    Dr. Cox: "Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."

     

    Elliot: Of course I'm holding back! I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day, when you told me that I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am wracked with self-doubt. I have panic attacks. I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobiaphobic. I talk to myself. I talk to my cat. I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice. And yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? 'Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There! I opened up! Are you happy?

  2. Hi everyone!

     

    I'm a new Paramore fan :mrgreen: I got Riot! the other week and I've barely stopped listening to it! I kinda got introduced to their music through the MCR fandom, 'cause I heard how brilliant Paramore are from a few MCR fans.

     

    I'm really really hoping that Paramore are going to tour in Australia next year cause that would be incredible :D I'm a 19 y/o girl from Brisbane btw ;)

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