CaughtInTheRiot

I'm not in college yet. I'm not in a career yet. I'm not focusing well. I can't find my guitar tuner. I have so much shit inside me, but I'll never tell. I swear I'll never tell.

Those aren't cool enough for Paramore.

You are probably the only person here obsessed with Paramore. Really, everyone here are Para-haters.

Pineapple Express

Fight Club vs. Clockwork Orange

you iz cute.

I thank youz.

I iz bored.

moan during sex

I bet.

I wanna hear another fast song during sex

It's So Simple During Sex.

KYLE MURPHY

YLE MURPHY

LE MURPHY

EDDIE MURPHY

Duh.

SYN with Store names.

(walmart, kroger, publix, etc.)

haha hey wel i walk around my house pantless alot lmao

Whenever I'm visiting you do.

If you gave it to me.

I confess I had brownies at school, and I am having another brownie now, but this one tastes weird because I am eating it with a spoon that I just ate meatloaf with.

ahhh omg i sold THE most adorable corgi at work like a month ago!

I dislike you sometimes.

Actually neither of you guys are keeping Greg. He is already cheating on you for me, and we are making marriage plans in California for this winter.

Win.

Nope, They are going to write it until this winter, then record it, and then release next summer. I've heard next summer in about 5 different interviews.

FUCK GETTING YELLED AT FOR SLEEPING. JUST FUCK THAT SHIT.

I don't have a corgi.

Eric Clapton's cover of I Shot The Sheriff

I confess I had brownies in 6th period and I sat all the way through 6th and 7th period asking people if they had milk/were lactating.

Well I found one that just sold on ebay for an extremely high amount, but it is autographed.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=220278020454

THREE HUNDRED FIVE DOLLARS!? WTF!?

I confess I want a corset piercing on my Balls/Gooch.

No obama is amazing

Sarah palin is discusting and should not be vice president if john mcain wins (hopefully he won't)be cause she is not ready to lead more than a billion people.

Ummm....America only has 400 Million.

i confess...

 

My good friend Matt has that on his I SMELL PANCAKES! myspace.