STOPthissong!

1. Had sex

 

2. Have kissed a member of the opposite sex

 

3. Have kissed a member of the same sex

 

4. Crashed a friend's car

 

5. Have been to Japan

 

6. Rode in a taxi

 

7. Have been in love

 

10. Shoplifted

 

11. Have been fired

 

12. Have cut myself on purpose

 

13. Have been in a fist fight

 

14. Had a 3-some

 

15. Snuck out of my parent's house

 

16. Have been tied up

 

18. Have been arrested

 

19. Made out with a stranger

 

20. Stolen something from my job

 

21. Celebrated New Year's in Times Square

 

22. Gone on a blind date

 

23. Had a crush on a teacher

 

24. Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans

 

25. Been to Europe

 

26. Skipped school

 

27. Slept with a co-worker

 

28. Have thrown up in a bar

 

29. Have purposely set myself on fire

 

30. I have eaten sushi

 

31. Been snowboarding

 

32. Been skiing

 

33. Have made a snow angel

34. Have been happy with myself

 

35. Have met a movie star

 

36. Had sex in a pool

 

37. Went to a prom

 

37. Bungee jumped

 

38. Have been to a concert

 

39. Have dated someone for over a year

 

40. Sold naked pictures of myself

 

41. Have been in a car accident

 

42. Have slept in the nude

 

43. Eaten cheesecake

 

44. Had jury duty

 

45. Hated someone without knowing them

46. Have been to Maine

 

47. Shot a real gun

 

48. I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles

49. I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them

 

50. Done ecstasy

 

51. Gotten my ass kicked

 

52. Caught smoking

 

53. Tipped a cow

 

54. Got in a verbal fight with a teacher

 

55. Cheated on someone

 

56. Lied one time in this survey

 

57. Lied more then once in this survey

 

58. Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone

 

59. Partied every weekend for the last month

 

60. Sniffed markers to get high

 

61. Slept for more than 15 hours at a time

 

62. Petted a live tiger

 

63. Kissed someone in the snow

 

64. Found a four leaf clover

 

65. Gave your parents the finger behind a closed door and behind their backs

66. Gotten drunk in Germany

 

67. Cried in public

 

68. Cried in public in the last 5 days

 

69. Been hit on by a member of the same sex

 

71. Have unknowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship

 

72. Have knowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship

 

75. Saved a friend from a bad situation

 

76. Went to a baseball game

 

77. Went to a football game

78. Went to a basketball game

 

79. Spent a weekend at a friend's

 

80. Sucked my thumb

 

81. Purposefully failed a grade

 

82. Got picked on in school

 

83. Dressed like the popular kids

 

84. Joined the military

 

85. Been to the beach

 

86. Had a TY Beanie collection

 

87. Had a blonde moment

90. Gotten along with a step-parent

 

91. Gotten a piercing

92. Told a friend you didn't like their boyfriend/girlfriend

 

93. Confronted your parents

 

94. And lived to see the next day

 

95. Liked Barney

 

96. Liked Teletubbies

 

97. Bought a friend a gift

98. And still haven't sent it yet

 

99. Is innocent

 

100. Is perverted

 

101. Bought something but never used it

 

102. Held a tarantula

 

103. Taken a candlelit bath with someone

 

104. Said "I love you" and meant it

105. Hugged a tree

 

106. Done a striptease

 

107. Learned Latin

 

108. Visited Paris

109. Watched a lightning storm at sea

 

110. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise

 

111. Seen the Northern Lights

 

112. Gone to a huge sports game

 

113. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

 

114. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

 

115. Touched an iceberg

 

116. Slept under the stars

 

117. Changed a baby's diaper

 

118. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

 

119. Watched a meteor shower

 

120. Gotten drunk on champagne

 

121. Given more than you can afford to charity

 

122. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

 

123. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

124. Had a food fight

 

125. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier

 

126. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

127. Held a lamb

 

128. Enacted a favorite fantasy

 

129. Taken a midnight skinny dip

 

130. Taken an ice cold bath

 

131. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.

 

132. Ridden a roller coaster

133. Seen a shooting star

 

134. Hit a home run

 

135. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days

 

136. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

 

137. Adopted an accent for an entire day

 

138. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

 

139. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

 

139. Had two hard drives for your computer

 

140. Visited all 50 states

 

141. Loved your job for all accounts

 

143. Had enough money to be truly satisfied

 

144. Have amazing friends

 

145. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

 

146. Watched wild whales

 

147. Stolen a sign

 

148. Backpacked in Europe

 

149. Taken a road-trip

 

150. Rock climbing

 

151. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice

 

152. Midnight walk on the beach

153. Sky diving

 

154. Visited Ireland

 

155. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love

 

156. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them

 

157. Benchpressed your own weight

 

158. Milked a cow

 

159. Alphabetized your records

 

160. Pretended to be a superhero

 

161. Sung karaoke

 

162. Lounged around in bed all day

 

163. Posed nude in front of strangers

 

164. Scuba diving

 

165. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye

 

166. Kissed in the rain

 

167. Played in the mud

 

168. Played in the rain

 

169. Gone to a drive-in theater

 

170. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it

 

171. Visited the Great Wall of China

 

172. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog

 

173. Dropped Windows in favor of something better

 

174. Started a business

 

175. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

 

176. Toured ancient sites

 

177. Taken a martial arts class

 

178. Swordfought for the honor of a woman

 

179. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight

 

180. Gotten married

 

181. Been in a movie

 

182. Crashed a party

 

183. Loved someone you shouldn't have

 

184. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy

 

185. Gotten divorced

 

186. Had sex at the office/workplace

 

187. Gone without food for 5 days

188. Made cookies from scratch

 

189. Won first prize in a costume contest

 

190. Ridden a gondola in Venice

 

191. Gotten a tattoo

 

192. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on

 

193. Rafted the Snake River

 

194. Been on television news programs as an "expert"

 

195. Got flowers for no reason

 

196. Got so drunk you don't remember anything

 

197. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug

 

198. Performed on stage

199. Been to Las Vegas

 

200. Recorded music

201. Eaten alligator

 

202. Had a one-night stand

 

203. Gone to Thailand

 

204. Seen Siouxsie live

 

205. Bought a house

 

206. Been in a combat zone

 

207. Buried one/both of your parents

 

208. Spoken more than one language fluently

 

209. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone

 

210. Bounced a check

 

211. Performed in Rocky Horror

 

212. Read - and understood - your credit report

 

213. Raised children

 

214. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy

 

215. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

 

216. Created and named your own constellation of stars

 

217. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

 

218. Found out something significant that your ancestors did

 

219a. Called or written a former president

 

219b. Had them write back

 

220. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over

 

221. ... more than once?

 

222. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

 

223. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking

 

224. Had an abortion or your female partner did

 

225. Had plastic surgery

 

225. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived

 

226. Wrote articles for a large publication

 

227. Lost over 100 pounds

 

228. Petted a stingray

 

229. Broken someone's heart

 

230. Helped an animal give birth

 

231. Been fired or laid off from a job

 

232. Won money on a TV game show

 

233. Broken a bone

 

234. Killed a human being

 

235. Gone on an African photo safari

 

236. Ridden a motorcycle

 

237. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph

 

238. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced

 

239. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

 

240. Ridden a horse

241. Had major surgery

 

242. Had sex on a moving train

 

243. Had a snake as a pet

 

244. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

 

245. Slept through an entire europe flight

 

246. Had your picture in the newspaper

 

247. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime

 

248. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about

 

249. Gotten someone fired for their actions

 

250. Gone back to school

 

251. Parasailed

 

252. Changed your name

 

253. Petted a cockroach

 

254. Eaten fried green tomatoes

 

255. Read The Iliad

 

256. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read

 

257. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them

 

258. ... and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you

 

259. Taught yourself art from scratch

 

260. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

 

261. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

 

262. Skipped all your school reunions

 

263. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

 

264. Been elected to public office

 

265. Written your own computer language

 

266. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream

 

267. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

 

268. Built your own PC from parts

 

269. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you

 

270. Had a booth at a street fair

 

271. Dyed your hair

 

272. Been a DJ

 

273. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal

 

274. Written your own role playing game

 

275. Had sex in almost all the rooms but one in your house

Elf

Happy birthday!

I confess I'm so exhausted.

Dear paramore,

 

Thanks for an awesome show last night! You were as amazing as ever and I'm so glad you played My Heart. It was perfect. It would have been better if I could have seen a little better but one can not help being small, hehe. I hope you all have a Happy Christmas and an awesome filled new year.

 

Becca

I wish I had some phish food ice cream right now.

I hope it snows on Christmas.

mouse

I confess I really don't understand why I keep getting breakouts.

Arghh, how annoying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!!

I confess I can't stop shivering XD

SAD SECTION

01. Have you ever really cried your heart out? yes

02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? no

04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex? yes

05. Do you cry when you get an injury? Depends on how much it hurts

06. Do certain songs make you cry? yes

 

HAPPY SECTION

01. Are you a happy person? at times

02. What can always make you happy? friends and music mainly

03. Do you wish you were happier? yes

04. Is being happy overrated? no

05. Can music make you happy? yes

 

HATE SECTION

01. Who do you actually hate? A couple of people at school I spose

02. Have you ever made a hate list? nah

03. Have you ever been on a hate list? I hope not

04. Are you a mean bully? no

05. Do you hate George Bush? no

 

I HAVE

[ ] Been to a rave.

[x] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Jumped a ramp with a bike.

[x] Been used.

[ ] Ran from the cops.

[ ] Been fired.

[ ] Sneaked into a movie.

[ ] Got hit by a car.

[ ] Fired a real gun.

[ ] Sneaked out of someone's house.

[ ] Been arrested.

[ ] Gone in a mosh pit.

[ ] Stolen something from my school.

[ ] Celebrated New Year's in Times Square or Disney World.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[x] Been to Europe.

[ ] Been to Australia.

[ ] Been to Hawaii.

[x] Skipped school.

[ ] Played Clue.

[x] Had a sleepover.

[x] Gone ice skating.

[ ] Been cheated on.

[ ] Had your tonsils out.

[ ] Have / had a TRUCK.

[ ] Driven a car.

[ ] Totaled a car.

[ ] Been flashed.

 

DO YOU

[x] Feel loved.

[x] Feel lonely.

[ ] Feel happy.

[ ] Have a dog.

[x] Sing along with your music.

[ ] Listen to Hawaiian music.

[x] Listen to rock.

[ ] Listen to Christian music.

[x] Have hobbies.

[ ] Skateboard.

[ ] Snowboard.

[x] Get good grades

[x] Play an instrument.

[ ] Have slippers.

[ ] Wear boxers.

[x] Like to read.

[x] Have long hair.

[ ] Have medium-length hair.

[ ] Have short hair.

[ ] Have a laptop.

[ ] Have a pager.

[x] Have a cell phone.

 

ARE YOU

[x] Bored.

[ ] Happy.

[ ] Upset.

[x] Blue.

[x] Blonde.

[ ] Brunette.

[ ] Redhead.

[ ] Samoan.

[ ] Filipino.

[ ] Korean.

[ ] French. (french canadian really....unfortunately)

[ ] American.

[ ] Italian.

[ ] Black.

[ ] Mexican.

[ ] Asian.

[ ] Hawaiian.

[ ] Czech

[ ] Irish.

[ ] German.

[ ] Swedish.

[ ] Native American.

[ ] Austrian.

[ ] Russian.

[ ] Norwegian.

[ ] Danish.

[ ] Hispanic.

[ ] Greek.

[ ] Hindu.

[x] Other.

[ ] Scientologist.

[x] Agnostic.

[ ] Atheist.

[ ] Satanist.

[ ] Jewish.

[ ] Religiously Confused.

[ ] Christian.

[ ] Catholic.

[ ] Short.

[x] Average.

[ ] Tall.

[x] Realistic.

[x] Emotional person.

[x] Missing someone.

[x] Scared to die.

[ ] Buzzed.

[ ] High.

[ ] Caffeinated.

[x] Annoyed.

[ ] Hungry.

[ ] Thirsty.

[ ] On the phone.

[ ] In your room.

[ ] Drinking something.

[ ] Eating something.

[ ] Very ticklish.

[x] Listening to music.

[ ] Watching a movie.

 

LOOK AT ME

01. What is your current hair like? Kinda straight but sticky out in places cause of the wind.

02. What’s your natural hair colour? Dirty blonde

03. What colour are your eyes? A mix of Dark/light blue and green

04. Current piercings? ears

05. Straight hair or curls? Wavy/curly

 

CURRENTLY WEARING

01. Shirt? School shirt

02. Shorts? nope

03. Shoes? no

04. Underwear? Yep

05. Necklaces? no

 

THIS OR THAT

01. Rock or rap? rock

03. Wild night out or romantic night in? Night in

04. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

05. Hummer or sports car? sports car

06. Bracelet or necklace? bracelet

07. History or Science? Science

08. Sleep in or early to rise? sleep in

09. Beach or boardwalk? dunno

10. Hoodie or T-Shirt? t-shirt

11. Night or day? night

12. High school or college? neither thanks

13. California or Florida? california

14. Love at first sight or learn to love? Love at first sight would be nice but that's kinda unrealistic I think

 

HAVE YOU EVER

01. Hugged someone? yes

02. Been on the phone until the sun came up? no

03. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour? yes

04. Laughed so hard, you peed in your pants? no

 

LASTS

01. Person you talked to in person? mum

02. Person you talked to on MySpace? don't use myspace

03. Person you talked to on the phone? Can't remember

04. Person you texted on the phone? Can't be bothered to check

05. Person you talked to on IM? Not sure

 

OTHER

01. Do you like surveys? yes

02. What kind of shampoo do you use? At the moment it's John Frieda Blonde

03. Do you get along with your parents? Yeah

04. Do you have mental breakdowns? Not really

05. Did you ever fake being sick? yes

 

NOW

Is your hair up? no

Is your phone right beside you? no

Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? no

Do you miss someone? yes

Do you wish you were somewhere else? no

Do you have plans for tonight? no

Are you wearing makeup? tiny amount

Are you wearing chapstick? yes

Are you cold? yes

Are you tired? yes

Are you excited? no

Are you watching TV? no

Are you wearing pajamas? no

 

PAST

Anything you regret? no

Ever lied? yes

Ever stuck gum under a desk? no

Ever spit at someone? no

Ever kick something living? yes

Ever had your nails done? yes

Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? no

 

TODAY

Have you yelled at someone? yes

Have you gotten mad at someone? no

Have you cried? no

Have you called more than 3 people? no

Have you IMed more than 3 people? no

Have you gotten laid? no

Have you eaten anything gross? no

 

SPILL YOUR GUTS

01. First thing you did this morning? put my school uniform on

02. Last thing you ate? Crumpet

03. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? it's alright

04. What's something you're looking forward to in the next 6 weeks? Yeah

05. What's annoying you right now? The fact that I haven't been able to sleep well recently

06. What's the last movie you saw? Can't remember

07. Do you believe in long-distance relationships? yes

08. Is there a person who is on your mind right now? no

09. Where is the last place you went? school

Dear Serra,

 

I can't believe you're going to be in Turkey for the whole two weeks of holiday. Can't you ever stay at home? I'm gonna miss you so much!

 

Becca

Human: Do you have piles?

Santa: Well I have piles of toys in the workshop but no, I personally do not have piles. What makes you ask such a strange question?

Human: because it looks like you have lumps in your bum

Santa: Interesting comparison.

Human: I know

Santa: Where did you learn that from?

Human: your mother

Santa: Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in Tesco's frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Human: don't insult my mudda, she's an honour to the family

Santa: I didn't insult your mudda she is an honour to the family. What makes you say that?

Human: because it's the truth, idiot.

Santa: I've heard of it before.

Human: sure

Santa: OK let's do it. Awesome.

Human: Do it? You wanna have sex with me?

Santa: Do you mean "It"? Why are you asking me that?

You normally use your hand don't you?

Human: well I could use it, but we have to take turns okay?

Santa: Well that's okay. I hope you get it. Why?

Human: what?

Santa: Are you confused?

Human: yes

Santa: What are you confused about?

Human: your face

Santa: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute.

Human: No, you look like a retard

Santa: Take it easy. What does a retard look like?

Human: you

Santa: And in what way do I resemble a retard? You're not very smart really, are you?

Human: you look like a retard because you have a stupid red hat and a big nose

Santa: What does a retard look like?

 

If I had a red nose, I'd be called Rudolf.

Human: true dat

Santa: Yes, it is self-evident.

Human: I just jizzed in my pants

Santa: That's good information.

Human: did you just jizz in yours?

Santa: No I didn't jizz in mine. What's it like?

Human: I'm not telling you, you'll have to find out for yourself

Santa: No one says you have to.

That is a hypothetical assumption.

Human: excuse me?

Santa: You're excused.

Human: very funny

Santa: You sound like the giggly type.

Human: I'm gonna fart in your face

Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?

Human: yes

Santa: It might be practical.

Human: yes

Santa: Whoa.

Human: yes

Santa: yes, yes, yes! is that all you can say?

Human: yes

Santa: You're boring. You just say the same things all the time.

Human: goodbye fatty

Santa: Adios.

 

 

 

Oh, Santa

I wish she will feel better for tomorrow.

I confess it better not snow heavily over night otherwise there's a chance that I won't be able to travel to London to see paramore.

Dear snow,

 

Come on, keep going, settle. SETTLE GOD DAMMIT!

 

Becca

I confess my final drama performance was hilarious.

Happy birthday!

Have an awesome day.

- did a drama exam

- did a drama exam

- did a drama exam

 

Yep, that's it.

I confess I have 3 essays to do over Christmas.

Not cool.

I confess I can't believe I have to stay at school until 4 tomorrow.

I confess Becca needs a hug bc of this.

 

thank you m'dear

 

 

 

 

I confess I have to do drama all day tomorrow. Gaaaah.

' What are piles?.......Do you have piles?'

 

 

Haha, good times at lunch.

Human: Your beard is really orgasmic.

Santa: I know it is white and bushy but I didn't know it was orgasmic.

Human: the bushier the better

Santa: I hear you.

Human: So what are you going to bring me this year?

Santa: So? I don't know what I am going to bring you this year.

Human: But that's your job.

Santa: Interesting. It is only one of my job.

Human: what is your other job?

Santa: Are you asking about my other job ?

Human: yes....

Santa: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: why? Are you ashamed? I bet you're secretly a male stripper.

Santa: I would rather talk about you. I don't know whether or not I am ashamed. I am here to listen to what you want for Christmas. I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: I'm a he she.

Santa: So is almost everyone else around here.

Human: Are your elves he she's?

Santa: I sometimes think my elves he she s are.

Human: uhhmmm

Santa: My elves help me build toys for the good children.

Human: Am I a good child?

Santa: I can't tell you now but if I leave you some presents on Christmas morning then you have been good.

Human: I can be very naughty and times *wink*

Santa: Under what circumstances?

Human: You wouldn't want to know

Santa: Who else would not want to know ?

Human: your mum

Santa: Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Human: that's very rude Santa, I expected better from you.

Santa: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, " your mum" to me.

Human: is your mum dead?

Santa: Actually, I do not have a mother.

Human: then why are you offended?

Santa: . happy and jolly.

Human: GAY!

Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus.

 

Her real name is Mary Christmas.

Human: she looks like a prostitute

Santa: Oh I get it. my mother looks like a prostitute.

Human: no, your wife looks like a prostitute.

Santa: Aw. I'll mention you said that to her.

Human: thank you

Santa: Don't mention it.

Human: I wanna have your babies.

Santa: Why do you want it?

Human: because our children would be fat and hairy. I want fat and hairy children.

Santa: It would be nice if our children would be fat and hairy. Why do you want it?

Human: Because I do

Santa: When?

Human: Right now baby. You know you want me.

Santa: Don't call me baby! It depends on what you mean by "want.". And I know it.

Human: BABBBY

Santa: I have a lot of elves who help me in my workshop.

Human: Help you masturbate?

Santa: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Human: Do your elves help you masterbate?

Santa: Some of them help me masturbate. A lot of my elves can be naughty sometimes.

Human: oooeeerrr

Santa: I wonder if you are on my naughty or nice list?

Human: Naughty probably

Santa: Oh dear. I only give presents to nice children.

Human: RUDE

Santa: And so was you saying, " Naughty probably". I would much rather talk friendly with you.

Human: I'm bored of you now

Santa: Right now? You're not exactly a barrel of laughs youself.

Human: Great...now I'm crying. You're a mean old man. Goodbye!

Santa: I'm glad you liked it. Why now? What is wrong? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a nice old man. Sayonara.