Sanguis Dominus

Saw an episode from the new series, yesterday.

Holy fuck, did it confuse me?

I had no idea what was going on, I really need to catch up with series 3 and 4.

I know I posted this in the other Twilight thread, but I'm guessin' this one is more orientated towards the books:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29001524/?gt1=43001

LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the heart of “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling author compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

While Stephen may not be a fan of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are attracted by the stories, by the pace, and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it’s very clear that she’s writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It’s exciting and it’s thrilling and it’s not particularly threatening because it’s not overtly sexual.”

He further explains, “A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like, the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29001524/?gt1=43001

LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the heart of “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling author compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

While Stephen may not be a fan of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are attracted by the stories, by the pace, and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it’s very clear that she’s writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It’s exciting and it’s thrilling and it’s not particularly threatening because it’s not overtly sexual.”

He further explains, “A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like, the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

Stephen King FTW! Easily one of my favourite authors, although, I keep meaning to read IT all the way through.

Bah, you never hear of the Scottish Empire.

That's a lot of empire.

Looking into my crsyal ball, the Fates reveal to me that the next time a game of football is played... hang on... the image is getting a bit misty, ah, it's back. Someone will kick a ball.

In what direction? How far? What colour or size will the ball be?

These things only time will reveal.

I know I would.

Standing around in a farm, slightly out of focus of the camera, looking lost... possibly confused, completely oblivious to the acts of bestiality going on right infront of you?

That's 4 words.

Bipedal.

You were talking about Harry Potter, though.

Why can't I talk about Discworld?

Caucasian.

carbon?

They're hardly a zinc based life form, are they?

Even a bestiality porn movie?

Carbon.

Spring.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Wouldn't it've been better to've had a different thread for each category, with a poll at the top of each?

That way, everyone could see the results.

Sephiroth

Kain

Hunter S. Thompson

Terry Pratchett

Marneus Augustus Calgar

Give me 5 ancient native Mesoamerican rulers.

I sent it.

My sent box says I sent it.

You mean to tell me, that dispite it saying it's been sent, and dispite every other submision being received, mine wasn't?

Do I smell a hint of bovine excrement?

Nah, she wouldn't let me submit that one, jus' goes to show why a diet consisting almost entirely of chuff nuts isn't a very healthy option, apparently it causes dementia and makes you take offence at things that no one else finds offensive.

I made another one.

The second one wasn't as good, imo.

Thanks, though.

MP3.

MDMA or coke?

Water, it's more useful.

Red Dwarf or Blackadder?

Queen of the Damned.

Driving in the snow!

It's like... 7/8" deep, now, so if you suddenly put on some revs, you make a cloud of snow behind you and slide about.

Would you care to explain why you left my wallpaper out?

I feel inclined to believe that it's because you're a cunt, a relatively simple reason that I can't honestly see you proving otherwise.

I can't be certain, but I think there's the possibility that thalidomide might've had something to do with it.

I never really understand the point in having 5 vocalists.

I mean, why not have 5 bassists instead, or 5 rythem guitarists?

If you had 5 percussionists, you could sync them to have something insane, like decuple bass.

I can't even begin to imagine how that would sound.

Man With the Golden Gun, The.