Sanguis Dominus

'Sall about Discworld.

Sir Pratchett's a genious. He's suffering from Alzhiemers, and still capable of writing some of the most amazing books I've ever read. He's achieved more in the world of litterature than both the author of Harry Potter and Twilight combined, tenfold, and his fanbase isn't made up almost entirely of pre-teen girls.

If you've not read any Discworld books, you're only about 40 amazingly written books behind.

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

"Several trees tried to strike up a conversation, but Rincewind was nearly certain that this was not normal behaviour for trees and ignored them."

"Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges."

"Now we've got a truth to die for!"

"No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for."

"Chain letters,' said the Tyrant. 'The Chain Letter to the Ephebians. Forget Your Gods. Be Subjugated. Learn to Fear. Do not break the chain -- the last people who did woke up one morning to find fifty thousand armed men on their lawn"

The Colour of Magic/ The Light Fantastic

Hogfather

Sir Pratchett has cameos in both these films.

Kung Pow

"I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! A WHALE!"

The one in your sig.

Just because having a Paramore banner for a "PCD" forum makes so much sense.

You wouldn't even know what it was unless you clicked the link and listened to it. How can you know whether or not you've heared it? You have to've heared it to know what it was...

Not heared it. Probably wank. Like all of Escape The Fate's stuff.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

Old school ska ftw.

Edit: Posted a bit late, not heared Saetia.

American Psycho.

Oh, how I laughed.

"Welcome, sir, you're going to have to sign i-"

*BANG!"

If only all Britons looked like you!

 

Not the dudes though.

Then the lack of genetic diversity would result in the population of the UK becoming more stale than it already is.

Evolution would not be smiling on us.

F'ra peice of background music to a game, Kain's theme is pretty badass.

8.5

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dqRF8lUOpcY

Is it just me, or does he look like Michael Jackson?

It would explain why his 90% of his fanbase are pre-teen girls.

Not heared it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2qSIT_nUNoo

'Cause I'm playing through it, again.

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

This one's not from a movie, but rather a game, but it's still a sick quote, and it's in a cinematic, so it is like a film...

"Given the choice - whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw, a better throw, against one's destiny - what was a king to do?

But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars. "

I heard she will finish it, but she just didn't say when..

http://stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

(Maybe I just don't understand everything..)

 

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"James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn't dovetail too well with the original story..."

I don't know who James is, but I would so watch that.

Assuming he's another "vampire", he'd have to say something like "You're pathetic. Protecting livestock as if it's capable of producing something other than nutrition and sustainence for our kind. Now, where is your weak human to protect you?" just before lifting him up by his throat and impailing him through the chest with a longsword, and just whilst he's dying, smirk and growl; "She's next.".

Hell yeah, that'd kick ass.

Would an I'm going to shoot myself hall have a spectator's area, by any chance?

I'd pay to see that shit.

World Funeral - Marduk

I wouldn't say it was the highlight, but it certainly gave me a bit of a giggle.

Pissing off one of the "Super" Moderators, enough for them to give me two warnings for the same thing before I'd even recieved the first, which ironically, the only two other people to comment on it, found funny.

yah and someone leaked it online before she could finish it so she said she wouldn't finish. grrrrrrr!

Can anyone say... "Owned."?

i love hurley, hes freakin hilarious

and kate is cool too (:

Heh, 'sjokes when he builds a golf course.

Seen series 1 and 2, but not any others, yet.

It kicks ass.

*Cough*Uptight, humourless bastards.*Cough*

Sorry, seem to've contracted a bit of a cold.

Anyway, 'smore likely to've been deleted by a "Super Mod" power trippin'.

They shouldn't, because when they do lots of innocent people die.

would God want a poor little innocent baby to die? im catholic and i could never even think about killing child. its really is heartbreaking.

So long as they're not the first born son of any Egyptian family, he doesn't care if they die.

Church and state are seperate for a reason.

Prob'ly ashamed to be playing the part of the most pussy vampire ever written.

That, or he's sick of the 14 year old girls following him everywhere.

It's like Eastenders 'cause it's no different from any other soap.

That, coupled with the boredom-factor, results in something I'm never gonna watch again.

I'll be flying over in an AC130 and levelling the place with the 105mm howizter, before parachuting in, armed with an M249 para.

Me too, but not primerily to get drunk. When I drink it's for the taste of what I'm drinking.

Oh, and Mead is the single nicest drink, ever. Fact.

Then I take 8 to transform into SSJ6.

Assuming you then take 12 to go SSJ7, and I 15 to go SSJ8, we end up with a whole series of us standing around looking constipated.

Hmmm, I wonder if laxative can boost one's power level?

As an SSJ4, capable of doing a 10 fold Kame-hame-ha, how much of an effect do you think a normal kame-hame-ha would have?