Sanguis Dominus

Then you expose yourself to the wrath of my 10 fold kame-hame-ha!

Doesn't change the fact it's promoting pedophillia and necrophillia.

He's like... 100s of years old and dead. She's a kid and alive.

Vampirism isn't even an aspect in it, the vampires in Twilight aren't even remotely vampiric. In all vampire mythology, the vampires are still somewhat vampiric. It's like the author's tried to use vampires in her story, because vampires are kewl, but also tried to keep them as far away from actually being anything like a vampire as possible.

Still, the most badass vampire, ever to exist, is easily Kain:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8on6tcCQtA0

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YTEuHj83vmw (Don't try and understand it, it's 1000x more complex and deep than Twilight.)

Even his sword drinks blood!

Kain > Edward

Inevitably, most fights end up on the floor, naturally, you would also.

Which is why 70% of Judo is ground work.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Trust.

'Sok. I wouldn't go down that easy.

You're quite welcome to try, but I can't forsee a very successful outcome.

I've grown accustomed to protecting my nads from would-be kickers.

In all honesty?

Hearing about Stargate: Universe.

How sad am I?

Fuck you, that's how sad.

Kicking inanimate objects is only fun for so long, and I make a conscious effort not to harm animals.

People's all that's left.

Just to clarify, "stuff" also includes people.

Lemuria - Therion

Operatic metal FTW!

Just get some steel toe capped boots. They'll last for years and it's fun kicking stuff with 'em.

i hate my skin

but at least its not photoshoped =)

So steal someone else's.

The whole story of the unpopular girl falling in love with the popular boy, who turns out to be something different is really pretty generic, though... isn't it?

It'd be worth watching/reading if the vampire was more of a vampire and just wasted her.

Is there even any blood in it? I mean... that'd mean it's essentially a vampire film, without any blood. That's like like having a Star Wars film without lasers. Or a WWII film without any weapons. Or an Aliens film without any aliens. Or a Resident Evil film without any zombies. Or a Terminator film without Arnie... oh, wait, forget the last one. Still, you get the idea.

Also, why are there pictures of them outside, during the daytime? Shouldn't the vampire burn, or something?

Bet there's a scene with that vampire eating garlic in a church, before washing it down with some holy water.

I've known hematophobics that are more vampiric than anything in that film...

I think I remember hearing that she was underage, too.

That'd make him a pedophilie as well as her already being a necrophilliac.

Bah, black steelies all the way!

I'ma have to agree with that.

It has so many uses!

Coaster.

Frisbee.

Infact... that's all my unimaginitve little mind can think of.

Ok, it's not very useful.

Heh, thanks.

'Parently it's too offensive and "not right" for a desktop in the graphics contest, though.

Was tempted to add

"My Parafamily:

Parafuhrer: Adolf Hitler

Joeseph Goebbles

Heinrich Himmler

Hermann Göring"

But it dawned on me that some people might take it as less than a joke, and actually assume I was a neo-NAZI, or something..

well now one of my best friends hates MY guts because my other best friend sent her a bitchy message

they dont even hang out or anything

they only know each other through me

and my best friend mentioned my name in it and made it all about me.

so my friend that received the message thinks i was talking shit about her and hates my guts and wont listen to me

she either completely ignored me today, or gave me hella dirty looks.

she's turning my other friends against me now too for something that wasnt even my fault!

just because myyy friend sent that message doesnt mean i had anything to do with it.

i didnt even know she sent it until my friend that received it forwarded it to me on myspace.

 

and i dont know how to tell my other best friend that she was completely out of line for sending her that bad message with out her being mad at me too. because she was actually trying to defend me in it. and some of the stuff she said was true. i want her to apologize but i know she wont.

 

this is horrible.

like my friends are being split in half. i cant handle it. i hate drama and conflict so much. im nevvverrr involved in it, and she just had to drag me in it and make it sound like i was talking shit about my other friend.

i almost cried in like 3 of my classes.

 

and on top of all that,

my friend claire is about to tell her brother JP, that I like his friend Russ. This could either go awesome or terribly bad. Especially since Russ and JP are some of my really good friends. I have a feeling this is going to go terribly bad.

 

today is NOT a good day.

Are they really worth keeping as a friend, if they're just going to drop your name when they bitch about others? Seems like neither could give a toss about you, so fuck 'em. Find friends that give a crap.

If the other one's willing to believe her word over yours, without even listening to you, then all you can do really is say "Look, I said fuck all, but if you'd rather believe that bitch over me, then fuck you. I got better, more important things to worry about."

Honestly? Sounds like neither of them gave a shite about you in the first place. You've got two middle fingers on each hand, apply liberally.

I think the bird in this and Jeffery Dahmer would get on well.

Both are necrophilliacs.

Not heared it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dTDYWQFCSD0

The moral of that story is; when giving someone a chelsea smile, don't give them your knife.

How are the winning graphics being chosen?

I think the subissions should all be posted and labled A-X, with a corresponding poll, so they remain anonymous until the the winner's been chosen.

I've always considered the term "Pop-Punk" somewhat oxymorinic.

The Punk movement of the late 70s/early 80s was very anti-establishment, whereas Pop music is almost the complete reverse of this, helping to fuel conventional social "norms", rather than provide opposition.

I'd have to categorise Paramore as just Pop.

Does this mean I won't get arrested if I crucify him?

Nah, the Gordon Brown machines were the evil ones.

The other night, I dreamed I was fighting in the war between machines and humans in Terminator, on the side of the humans, except all the terminators, instead of having skull-like faces, had Gordon Brown's face. Was fuckin' weird, but was a good dream, I got to shoot mechanical Gordon Brown loads.