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Just a wee rant.

Got up at twenty to 9 this morning, went on to Ticketmaster to book tickets to Paramore's Manchester and London shows. All the fucking standing are gone. In both. Wonderful. Aoife tells me to get Manchester seating. I get them. The realisation hits me that I've just paid good money to go to England to sit on my fucking arse and watch them from afar. Bollocks. I get Brighton standing. Aoife isn't that pushed. Even better. I'm just gonna put my head under water til the bubbles stop.

James, just letting you know, you're my actual hero

xxxx

We got our tickets last night... dating priority o2 customers ftw we're getting our UK ones tomorrow! I'm so excited. I've had to talk Aoife out of camping outside the o2 in the middle of December... harder then you'd think. I think we're gonna go in ridiculously early in the morning though... that sound ok Lucy?

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Went to book flights for me and Aoife to go to Manchester and fly back from London in December for the Paramore gigs on Ryanair yesterday, and they dont accept Laser cards. Suck my fucking asshole yoiiu dicks. There's no reason for them to not accept it like! They actually accept everything else. Ryanair, I hate you,and am flying with you only out of neccessity. Im not happy about it. Screw you guys. Your air hostesses arent even hot.

Lá amahin, bhi mé ag siul go dti an siopa. Agus ansin, d'fhéach mé striapach, agus thosaigh si ag damhsa, agus ag ól bainne. Rith mé ar nós na gaoithe.

Aw darn, bye james

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Hey James!!

Don't worry, Aoiead will be well behaved

I feel bad now, Aoife can't give out about me on here atm haha! I joke.

I'd love some Mexican...

Wow, that article was a bit... I don't know...

Congratulations, you're ok having Gay people pay your paycheck, you morally upright person.

I just turned it on, I'm shedding ice

I'm not getting anyone funny on Omegle

Get on!

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sinead = cool*

 

 

 

 

*cool: hot. what one would use to describe someone of physical beauty.

You're too sweet

And no, I'm not "cool"... unless you're talking about the buzzare lack of heating in this house

xx

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Oh man, I'm so glad you appreciated this and didn't take it up the wrong way

Cool = you

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And I got to KO there for a while. Always fun.

Hey guys! Yay, you're all so cool

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well newcastle have fooked up big style i cnt see us getting anything from Villa

 

the new shirt is minging yet again

Just to make a bad season worse eh? Haha.

Nah I do believe that they will escape. I hope anyway. Mike Ashley should burn in hell.

Meanwhile, just gonna bask in a third title in a row. I like to believe this is just reward for having my family and the majority of my friends rib me since I was three Bring on the Martians.

Love,

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well newcastle have fooked up big style i cnt see us getting anything from Villa

 

the new shirt is minging yet again

Just to make a bad season worse eh? Haha.

Nah I do believe that they will escape. I hope anyway. Mike Ashley should burn in hell.

Meanwhile, just gonna bask in a third title in a row. I like to believe this is just reward for having my family and the majority of my friends rib me since I was three Bring on the Martians.

Emmm, oh god I get so nervous with these things... my hands are even sweaty

I guess I'm gonna be known as "Aoife's gf" for a while, which is fine, but I promise I'm... kinda cool?

Funny Story #1:

One time, I got really drunk on Polish Vodka (Zubrowski to be exact, it tastes like cinnamon) and bought cheap "Heavy Duty" garden furniture spray paint. It was a manky green colour but whatever. I then proceeded to ruin some family's life by spraypainting "R!ot for Hayley's boobs" across their driveway. Oh Malahide...

Funny Story #2:

During a fine summers day in 2008, I had Paramore playing on my phone while I was in the shower. Having known my family were out, I left the door unlocked and was singing at the top of my voice. They then returned, with my brother running up the stairs and into the bathroom, to discover me attempting to sing while in the shower. *Dies*

Funny Story #3:

I'm only with Aoife because she has a signed poster in our room.

This is all.

Word!

Is it ok if I use the first one on the second row? Pweez