Vally

Queen

become

Gotta love a chicken joke

 

Yep, chickens ftw!

I also join the boredom club

I'm really bored and being really impatient and really annoyed.

The Killers - This River is Wild

Wet, cloudy, warm. Well atleast it's warm in my room.

Meatballs.

I confess that I'm impatient.

I confess that I'm hungry.

I wish school would end before Friday.

Hungry, impatient.

The Killers - Mr Brightside

14:09

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heyy

Stranger: horny girl ?

You: no?

You: pedophileee!

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello!

Stranger: hello internet stranger!

You: Are you interested in our new range of chickens?

Stranger: oh man

You: Lol

Stranger: seriously believe it or not that is exactly why I came here

You: O'rly?

Stranger: holy crap let me just rub this in Edna's face

Stranger: haha man

You: Who's Edna?

Stranger: she's all "no way!"

Stranger: the missus

You: So what colour would you like your chickens to come in?

Stranger: so tell me bout these chicken

Stranger: colors

Stranger: hmm

You: Pink, yellow, blue or green are the current colours we supply.

Stranger: oh what? you don't have red?

Stranger: I like a red chicken

You: I'm sure we can dye them red.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: ... but will it cost me extra?

Stranger: me and the missus have a pretty tight budget for chickens

You: Yes, it'll cost approximately $1 extra.

Stranger: see, that's how they getcha!

Stranger: ok...

You: Or you could just trade the missus for 5 red chickens.

Stranger: how much will the pink run me for

You: The pink have no extra cost but are $10 each

Stranger: $10 for a chicken!

Stranger: hoo doggies!

You: The red chickens are $11

Stranger: I'll take a gross!

Stranger: of the pink

Stranger: I ain't no sucker

Stranger: actually you know what? neighborhood kids will prolly steal a pink chicken

Stranger: how about yellow

You: Spend over $300 and we will give you a free fork.

Stranger: a free fork?

You: Well Yellow is only $5 per chicekn

You: chicken*

Stranger: what?

Stranger: oh wait wait wait

You: Yes, a free fork to eat your eggs with!

Stranger: tell me what the prices on all these chickens is

You: Or well you can eat the chicken with the fork if you like

Stranger: as I said, me and the missus are on a tight budget

Stranger: we gotta watch every penny, ya hear?

You: Yellow - $5 per chicken. Red - $11 per chicken. Blue - $5 per chicken and green - $5 per chicken

Stranger: what about pink?

Stranger: y'all said pink before

You: Well it's also $5 per chicken

Stranger: what is this some kinda chicken racket?

Stranger: what's your scam, son?

You: No, it's a chicken closet.

Stranger: I don't trust you, internet chicken salesman

You: Unless you want to buy from our rooster racket?

Stranger: so wait wait wait tell me this, shyster, what's the deal with these new fowl anyway

Stranger: what's so great 'bout em

Stranger: other than their color

You: Well you see

You: they came from a human

You: They have supernatural powers.

Stranger: this sounds rather fishy, son

You: Sorry, fish aren't included.

Stranger: look, I came here just lookin' t'buy myself and my missus some reg'lar ol' chickens

You: Wouldn't you rather have one of OUR chickens?

Stranger: and maybe abbre'vate a few words with some 'postrophes.

Stranger: nah, I think I'll stick with the Carnaby boy down the street

You: Sir, a farmer is in contact with me, he wants to buy the whole lot o' our chickens

Stranger: his chickens are legit.

You: Are you sure you don't wanna buy our chickens?

Stranger: go ahead, friend.

Stranger: nice talkin t'ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tuesday

I ban you cause you're Betty.