Dustin

Attempting to sleep at a reasonable time. Look out, I'm a man on the edge, an full of this insane idea that I can fall asleep!

If I had a nickel for every Apple employee that accidentally leaves their secret prototype unreleased iPhone at a bar I'd have ~$0.20

I found Internet! Now what?

Someone just threw a whole handful of coins on my laptop screen from the level above in the mall. Fucking hate this #neverleavingmyroomagain

Got woken up by Irene. It's never scary until the most awful storm noises are right outside your window.

Oh cool tornado watch. You really know how to impress a man, Irene!

The power outages are getting closer and close to my town. If I disappear, someone send Red Bull. #irene

Hurricane partayyy

I swear if this hurricane doesn't obliterate my house, all this crazy preparation won't be worth it.

Got the "evacuate if you live in a low area" call! Sorry, CT, but I have a lot of work to do, don't think I can leave today.

let'z rave RT @BreakingNews: Hurricane warning issued for NYC, coastal Conn., and Martha's Vineyard - @NHC_Atlantic, @AP http://t.co/P5NbxFj

Gonna invent a battery powered WiFi hotspot in case the power goes out during the hurricane.

Oh hey Woz is on Piers Morgan!

Really? RT @NBCConnecticut: Gov. Malloy has declared a State of Emergency for Connecticut ahead of Hurricane Irene #breakingnews

After an 84 hour work week, hibachi tonight will be sooo good.

Dammit insomnia. I don't have time tonight. Big day tomorrow. Going to install a router at my sister's house then hang with a nephew.

Dammit, earthquakes, I'm trying to sleep!

Ok last Apple tweet of the evening, I think. My thoughts go out to Steve Jobs and his family. I wish him the best for his health.

Instead of making a ton of similar phones with slightly different specs, make one GOOD phone and do it right, Samsung. http://j.mp/nF491G

This is hilarious (read all 7 pages). All my west coast friends will love the east coast jokes: http://j.mp/ri0r0P #earthquake2011

Sun is out. Guess that means I missed my sleep opportunity. Back to work I go.

Ugh. Having the worst late night @boloco craving right now. Why must I live so far from Boston?

The end = hilarious RT @mashable: WATCH: @OKGo + Kermit the Frog = http://t.co/QmEJhrI Learn more about the video here - http://t.co/5qkawzN

My understanding of CNN's news coverage today: Screw historic revolution in Libya, the east coast just had an earthquake!

(cont) How are we supposed to see what is going on if the cameraman can't stay still? All I saw was a giant motion blur.