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AND NOW COBRA STARSHIP IS ON.

And I got an @TheAcademyIs shirt from @IAmDakotaScholz this morning too. It's PERFECT.

FUCK TWITTER. I DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION @thejessset. I WANTED @thejennaset.

AND NOW WE HAVE BEES THE SIZE OF LIGHT BULBS. WHERE DID YOU FUCKERS EVEN COME FROM OMFG

FAT JESUS WOULD'VE TOLD ME IF THEY WERE BREAKING UP. WE'RE TIIIIGHT, YO.

Ok new game. Every time someone says "even the white kids", take a shot.

And if you're a ghetto ass boy you need to just go ahead and turn into a little ass boy because you're white, not ghetto.

My babies have TWO tt's. I'm crying omg http://t.co/w5761D2a

Omfg @TheJennaSet I forgot to tell you. I went from "ghetto ass boy" to "little ass boy" to "midwest boy".

God damn it I'm gonna be singing little ass instead of Midwest again now. FUCKING A.

Some girl at work today told me I was pretty. I flailed.

OK NICOLE YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO BE TALKING YOU HIT PARKED CARS AND ALMOST GET HIT BY TRUCKS.

Good to know that looking like a train hit me is sexy to you. Run along, now.

I'm 4 followers away from 500 followers on tumblr.

JENNA I CAN'T I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR WORK AND I GET HOME AT LIKE 11

Post shower, pre work swag. http://t.co/Fkff75xQ

GUYS WHAT IF I PROPOSED TO @travisrclark ON HIS BIRTHDAY???

I wish I had Lauren's number..

EITHER NICOLE OR CARLY, WHERE YOU AT?

My brakes sound BEAUTIFUL.

Ok Crisanne. No more buying things.

What do I even wear today?

When a sake company starts following me. IS IT REALLY THAT OBVIOUS THAT I LIKE ALCOHOL?

First rainbow I've ever seen. Ever. http://t.co/1QTB5tyL

Sushi for lunch <3