Jorgi

I'm 5'6" so I'm a giant with you.

We shall dominate PF.

giant-high-five !

dominate PF ? okay i'll get the whips, you get the...

oh wait...

marvelous, we shall have to test this theory WHEN YOU COME TO LONDON

in other news i really need a prom dress, ...help please ladies, nothing too fancy either

short people are actually really satisfying to hug,

although maybe not for the short people as they just get a face-full of boob

i really want to run my fingers through your hair,

...not in a winkwinknudgenudge kinda way, it actually just looks so soft haha

so everyone's tiny ? 173 cm hollahhh. or 5 ft 7 in real language. i shall be the giant and you shall all be my mini-minions...

all in my sigzz duuudezzzz.

definitely going to start using twitter a whole bunch since i got a blackberry, it's like an addiction.

(i'm not sorry about the size)

ommmmnomnomnom, definitely would

 

 

Remember to delegate part of the weight to your extra-thick bones!

but of course, that goes without saying. now don't be forgetting about them blasted genes...

muscle weighs more than fat does.

you have no idea how much i cling onto this, even years after i've stopped being a "proper" athlete... IT'S MUSCLE, SELF, I PROMISE...

today has been so so so so dull. like mindnumbingly so.

do you know what's even more miserable than being constantly conscious about your weight ?

diets.

so fyi, tattoos are ITCHY IS FUCK when they're healing, why did no one warn me !! might have to cut my wrist off just to stop it, adgsjdg

eventually, after 4 years of intense study, you get over the shock and outrage of Nazis and just find them SO. BORING.

THEY ARE SO. BORING. someone revise for this exam for me because i am so over hitler.

Funny, intelligent, and attractive....and English.

Wannnnt.

don't worry kailey, you already have me <3

...waaaaaait...

this is the only photo of him that does it for me, but he is damn fine with it.

i've always figured him as the upper-classmans rpattz.

i confess i am so tired all the time right now. why life why.

loving your shots matt, but try not to get too trigger happy with the levels eh ? makes them blow out unecessarily

take this in a friendly way btw not I AM ANGRY PHOTO CRIT ):< i'm just sayin

To be honest i can see where you're pissed off, i get it, but they have paid for it so technically it is "their" ticket, you know. Sure, speak to them and ask them if you can just pay them back for the ticket and sell it on to other people, but if they say no you can't blame them or do anything about it. I find gigs better when you go with minimal people anyway.

For the record, i wouldn't buy Muse tickets either, "best live band on the planet" or not. Just saaayyiiinnnn'

really now, like, no really.

You're a fucking prick.

 

 

 

Only kidding....OR AM I?

chortle

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE FOR AGES IT WAS AMAZING

i could have vommed when they sang like a virgin, though, seriously i thought they were going to do it and then i was like "no glee has more dignity" BUT THEY SANG THE SONG. oh well,

off i go to download like a prayer and put it on repeat for the rest of my life.

See, thats always my problem. I get indecisive with designs. I have a current design that I found online for the feather tattoo I want to get, but I think I want to talk to my friend Jason (he's an artist) about it before I go to a shop to get it done.

 

(sorry about the tag)

that would be a sick tattoo, my friend has recently got a feather that he drew himself tattoo on the inside of his upper arm, it looks amazing. i love the idea of a feather tattoo - there's just something about feathers i'm down with - i just don't know where it'd go !

yeah truly doesn't hurt at all afterwards ! apparently it itches when it's healing, but that's just like any cut or graze that scabs over so i'm not worried. definitely going to start planning my next one, gonna have to man up for anything bigger though haha !

too lazy to get a better pic

but yeah i'm not a wuss when it comes to pain, truly, i skateboard it's an occupational hazard - BUT i'm not gonna lie, tattoos hurt. it's just so sharp, like dragging it through. it's fine because you know it's going to end, and it doesn't hurt afterwards or anything it is just literally when they are inking, so it's cool really, i was totally not expecting it to hurt that much though !