Jorgi

who has david cameron been talking to ? - http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/toys/dave-met.php

relevant.

so after pussyfooting around for like, months on end, i finally got a tattoo today. ...IT FUCKING HURT MAN. like, it's only a little thing on my wrist, and there was this woman next door getting this next back piece and i was sitting there like "man up man up man up it's only tiny" but dude, it hurt, and i am no stranger to pain ! just sayin, i am clearly a tattoo wuss.

...do want another one like, immediately though.

BNP.

When does the Eminem part drop ? The anticipation might actually kill me.

Kaya Scodelario.

And we'll throw in some Dianna for good measure.

word to yo mama

edit: so i posted the same dianna photo as you. chortle snigger. but i can't be bothered to find another one, deal with it

life is just grand.

a woman walked into my work this afternoon who was the literal spit image of katy perry i swear down, so gorgeous. i was so tongue-tied, "would you like any sauces with YOU ...i mean your meal ?"

Alex was fun, Sanguis pissed me the fuck off, like, literally i don't think anyone on the internet has ever actually made me SO ANGRY before but he did it ! i never got the Lee hype, personally, sorry

ASH STYMEST AND YOUR TATTOOS, TAKE ME.

It just feels like a three minute long episode of Skins

...

And the fight was pussy.

fo shiznay.

i loved it as a video, but as a music video ? naw.

what video is this that you speak of ?

top notch, hslice

who could, who could...

oh, gosh sharesies, pekka ?

remember me when you're rich and famous ? i expect shout outs at gigs, plus lots of merch etc. and high fives on demand

avit sam !

Megan Fox + Olivia Wilde = Deanna Russo

WITH A BITTA EMILY DESCHANEL IN THE MIX FOR GOOD MEASURE

I FEEL WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE, KAILEY

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TYPING IN CAPS

....LOUD NOISES

i was so pissed that knight rider got cancelled.

i mean it was shit but that is so far beside the point.

i confess i am SO BORED, words cannot express

ninja legs, ninja legs, ninja ninja ninja legs

peace out

Can I call him Rodney?

yes Del Boy, please do !

I AM THE PLONKER

marvelous, darling.

American Idol>>Glee

are you the plonker ? i can't remember. if so, you ain't helping yourself buddy ol' pal.

i watched ep. 13 again last night when it finished over here, now super duper stoked for the new half, come onnnnn april

i have a motherfucking cold.

like, okay, so it's not hardcore as being ill goes, BUT IT'S STILL A COLD AND IT STILL SUCKS. and its meant to snow tomorrow. what the dickens is that all about eh, just as my easter begins. go awaaaay, england, i don't like you right now.