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"I'm the Doctor! I'm worse than everybody's aunt!"

"In the morning, I'll dry. In the morning, I'll let you dry. In the morning." -@TheRealBitter Hahaha

"Is gettin' biggah, the bass is gettin' biggah"... did Britney grow up in Louisiana or Dorchester?

"Isn't that right, ya... timorous beastie?"

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."

"It's an MC Escher drawing. I think it's called 'Crazy Stairs.'"

"It's like I was ironing my shirt and I wondered what it tastes like: *in little girl voice* 'It tastes like burning!'" I love MvF, hahaha.

"It's more addictive than crack nuggets!" "... or House Hunters International." #Psych

"Just hold on a little longer, and I promise you'll get through this." This song and the message… https://t.co/gKfG9f1zz2

"Just think Christina Aguilera times three except one of them is incredibly tan... or TLC with two white chicks or... Hole!"

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "You're there." "I'll always be there, Dylan." lol #familyguyisawesome

"Kutner wasn't murdered." "Did you deduce that by taking off your sunglasses to the strains of a Who song?" 😂#housemd

"Listen to Alexander Graham Bell's Voice from 128 Years Ago http://t.co/3kauq6fmis via @mashable" Pretty crazy, when you think about it.

"Look. Look with your special eyes." lol

"Matthew McConaughey is driving around in his Lincoln, but he doesn't have a kid spilling soda in the back seat." -Dad

"Moobs like Jagger" -@KaitlynPatton26

"More like this picnic is ruining our ants." *90s song* #reneezellweger #familyguy

"Now I'm not just playing a guitar. I'm playing a guitar that sounds like dolphins." lol

"Oh no, Bon Iver put himself to sleep." lmao

"Oh, chav-tastic!" #doctorwho #iloverosetyler

"Oh, please. Don’t try to be Señor Macho Solo... which is actually what we call a McRib sandwich."

"Oops!... I Did It Again" without music.

"Our math shows that the bird is greater than or equal to the word."

"Party In The USA" is slowly starting to play in my head. This must mean that @RenegadeRoss and @_roisinstewart_ will be here soon. lol

"Power Rangers, there's a giant pig head with arms and legs attacking the food festival at your youth center!" lol