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Defiance

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  1. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hello there

    Stranger: i hope you don't have gilles

    You: jedi dont have gilles

    Stranger: hello

    You: do you?

    Stranger: jedi?!

    Stranger: are you 4 real

    You: i am real

    You: do you want to see my lightsaber?

    Stranger: no thanx

    Stranger: i'm afraid

    Stranger: do not like star wars

    Stranger: but respect

    You: ah thats a shame

    Stranger: i'm sorry

    You: are you a servant of the dark side?

    Stranger: yes i am

    Stranger: but do not tell it

    You: DIE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA

    Stranger: to the people

    Stranger: o my

    Stranger: jedi relax

    Stranger: i wont kill

    Stranger: you're my friend

    Stranger: we can make babies

    You: but your evil

    You: no no one makes my jedi babies

    Stranger: so what

    Stranger: evil is nice

    You: evil is bad

    Stranger: why not

    You: because jedi re produce a sexually

    Stranger: a aaaah

    Stranger: your mother lied to you

    Stranger: evil is really nice

    You: i didnt have a mother

    You: i was grown in a lab

    Stranger: why not

    You: and have two fathers

    Stranger: so you do not know what love is

    Stranger: aha

    Stranger: respect

    Stranger: did you like them?

    You: no they made strange noises at night

    You: thankfully master achmed saved me and taught me the ways of the almighty one

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: what kind of noises

    You: and that to destroy that evil we must destroy the infidels

    Stranger: did you cry about it and then pied in your lab bed

    Stranger: and know you want to take a look on the dark side?

    You: we must destroy the darkside

    Stranger: no way baby

    Stranger: take a look on the dark side

    You: no the dark side is shi8t

    Stranger: i will show you the pleasure of the darkside

    Stranger: i think you've got the wrong information

    Stranger: jedi

    You: there is no pleasure in getting bummed

    Stranger: people lie to you because you're a little baby

    You: achmed did not lie

    You: he told me we must destroy america to inturn destroy the darkside

    Stranger: achemd is a liar

    Stranger: this sounds like terrorism

    Stranger: terrorism is a bad thing jedi

    You: achmed is more of a father than my other fathers ever where

    You: he tells me this "white house" is where a sith lord lives, it must be destroyed

    Stranger: o

    Stranger: i think he means the bathroom

    Stranger: there are lots of lords

    Stranger: if you know what i mean jedi

    Stranger: take a deep shit and everything is okay

    Stranger: and then wecan discover the dark side

    Stranger: it is oke

    Stranger: don't be afraid jeid

    You: i shall just destroy the whole house and then the world and allah shall rejoice my name

    Stranger: allah hates star wars i think

    You: this darth obama must be destroyed or the light will never prevail

    Stranger: Ok

    Stranger: what do you think about lolly

    You: what is this lolly infidel

    Stranger: take a look

    Stranger: http://www.schattig.nl

    You: i do not click the links of an infidel

    Stranger: why not silly

    You: because they could ruin my plans

    Stranger: i'm going to leave you jedi

    Stranger: causeyou're a boring jedi

    Stranger: so

    You: jedi shall defeat you sith

    Stranger: bye bye little baby jedi

    You: good day infidel

    Stranger: no way

    Stranger: love you 4 ever

    Stranger: x

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  2. Haahah oh goooodd luck!

    once you dye red in your hair, its a BITCH to get out

    itll probably look good though :)

     

    my hairs naturally really wavy :)

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    and thats the first time ive worn eyeliner all around my eye in a VERY long time, so it looks weird.

    haha

     

     

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    prom outfit!! even though you cant see all of it!! hhaha

    yes, i am wearing that hat to prom.

    hahah

     

     

    im fucking hard right now

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