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  5. Chat with a stranger!!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: well hello

    You: do you like..........................................................

    You: periods?

    Stranger: never had one thanks

    You: no i mean periods

    Stranger: i know

    Stranger: i'm a guy

    You: but guys have periods all the time

    Stranger: alas, hormonally perhaps

    You: no

    Stranger: so says some research

    You: if you use proper punctuation you will have many periods

    Stranger: oh, but in that case it is not i who have the period, but rather the paper

    Stranger: or computer

    You: because they come from you

    Stranger: and as such they are no longer part of you

    Stranger: if someone wrote a sentence on me, then i would have a period

    Stranger: two sentences, two periods

    You: you have but two periods?

    Stranger: alas, i've never had any periods, as we've discussed, because i'm a guy

    You: what about bleeding of the asshole?

    Stranger: ah, such is another matter

    You: no

    You: this is another matter http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1238611862488.gif

    Stranger: uh oh

    Stranger: it's 4chan

    Stranger: but what is it

    You: its a gif

    Stranger: i know

    You: i cant stop laughing at it

    Stranger: oh i've seen it

    You: shame

    You: have you seen

    You: tony blairs

    You: cock

    Stranger: have you voted for moot yet?

    You: no

    You: 4chan i for dickweeds

    Stranger: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7974948.stm

    You: i dont want it to eat me

    Stranger: so did you vote for obama

    You: im not a yank

    Stranger: you're under 18 then?

    Stranger: one day your turn will come

    Stranger: worry not

    You: im not from shitty america

    Stranger: you're from nice america eh?

    Stranger: which part

    You: yeh

    You: the one that dont exist

    Stranger: ah

    Stranger: dare i ask where you're actually from?

    You: the moon

    Stranger: somewhere in the former british empire i predict

    Stranger: bermuda?

    You: i guess your close

    You: but no

    Stranger: zimbabwe?

    You: england.

    Stranger: ah, cheerio govnah

    You: cause we all talk like that

    You: prick

    You have disconnected.

  8. Chat with a stranger!!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: no i dont want yo fuck you

    Stranger: =(

    Stranger: why not?

    Stranger: i was gonna ask for some casual sex in the missionary position

    You: cause you are probably a 50 year old man

    Stranger: well 39

    You: you see thats not right

    Stranger: why not?

    Stranger: your under 16 right?

    You: cause you have jurassic cock

    You: im 8

    Stranger: perfect!

    You: i only do anal tho

    Stranger: now just lets settle a time and place

    Stranger: and were good to go

    You: ok i got a place for you

    Stranger: ?

    Stranger: if its a show with chris hansen then ill probably pass

    You: who?

    Stranger: good

    You: maybe i dont like you anymore

    Stranger: you still dont know

    Stranger: too yound

    Stranger: *young

    Stranger: =(

    You: you are too young for me

    Stranger: oh common

    You: i like them to have cobwebs on their pubes

    Stranger: done and done

    You: and i like them to not have pensi

    You: *penis

    You: but hammer

    Stranger: then what?

    Stranger: vagoo?

    You: hammer

    You: of satan

    Stranger: hmmmm...

    Stranger: we can work that one out

    You: tell me when you have the hammer of satan ill wait here

    Stranger: np

    You: bye for now

    You have disconnected.

  15. Chat with a stranger!!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: did you know that 10% of women who are raped have an orgasm?

    Stranger: no i didnt

    You: mind says no but body says yes

    Stranger: i figured the amount was higher :P

    You: yeh they always seem to like it when i do it

    Stranger: clever

    You: thank you

    Stranger: took awhile for you to think that shit up, did it?

    You: nope

    Stranger: oh

    Stranger: sweet

    You: yuhuh

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 17/m/uk you?

    Stranger: shit

    Stranger: i dont want you raping me

    Stranger: it might feel good

    Stranger: 17/f/cananda

    You: i only rape when im in a bad mood

    Stranger: oh

    Stranger: what puts you in a bad mood?

    Stranger: ;)

    You: black people

    You: and gays

    Stranger: well go find some ;)

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  17. Chat with a stranger!!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: NIGGER!

    Stranger: I'm not black.

    Stranger: I'm caucasian

    You: homos

    Stranger: :/

    You: we burn them

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     

     

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: I EAT BABIES!

    You: and poo

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  25. April Fool's Day!

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    i was walkin to get the bus from town to college, and one of em just smacked my headphones off my head, so naturally i turned round and said "what they fuck?" and they all squared up to me like "you got a problem" and i said "yeh why the fuck did you do that? i didnt do anything to you" and they go "i dont like them headphones" and i was like "well your a fucking cock if you hit someone because you dont like their headphones" so he hit me :lol:

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