crushcrush<3

You must look so fly when your phone goes off :]

Ross,

Wow

I had no idea I was talking to such a hero!

I would say waffle is a womanizer...but no women really come close to him....so never mind.

That story has inspired me, I am so pumped for this hunt!

Alyssa

.............

Tahler,

CIB dress in black, remember dat

Shaqeh

No, that was great

That could be like...a national anthem.

Tahler,

You messin with the wrong thing peeeeemp!

Rememmmmber this morning with Casey? And he said that thing about you and...

OH NEVERMIND!

Alyssa

Ross,

So you've had a few adventures with waffles? I'd like to hear about one if you're willing to tell me

Alyssa

That waffle doesn't have a chance.

Tahler,

I'll take you to a motel, hoe cell

If only Casey got to pick your future career,

Alyssa

Ross,

Thats so sad . Well, that won't happen again. Me and Taylor got yo' back :]

I didn't know you were a waffle hunter?

Alyssa

Tahler,

If you pick me, then babeh I'll pick you

D-O double G I'm gonna put it on yoouuuuuuu

Alyssa

Ross,

Did you really?

In the wrong hands, syrup can be deadly.

Alyssa

Syrup cannons :]

Ross,

Alright, great

Syrup is one sticky, deadly weapon. We must hit out target at all costs! I'm gonna start working on my battle screech

Alyssa

Tahler,

I DONT KNOW! YOUR VOICE IS COMING OUT OF THIS SMALL INVENTION I AM HOLDING IN MY HAND?!

Looks like Ross caught you up to speed on the cannons

Inside out boiii,

Alyssa

Ross,

You are duh man {I don't think I'll mention how hard I laughed at that video...} Its a great time of year to buy syrup cannons I guess! 3 sounds perfect . Can we go to a shooting range before we attack? . I don't think I have the best aim.

Alyssa

Tahler,

WE HEAR EACH OTHERS VOICES!

This is truly bananas.

JUST DANNNNCE,

Alyssa

Ross,

I can't lie, I'm getting pretty excited about this . Yeah, thats a good idea. I've always wanted to use a syrup cannon! And since he pretty much always says something inappropriate/obnoxious, we have to move fast and get that cannon!

Alyssa

Tahler,

I hear you lol-ing on the phone

Spin that record babe,

Alyssa

Ross,

You are onto something! I almost feel sorry for him, with the ice cream trauma he went through, but then I remember what a creeper he is...and all my sympathy is gone. Perhaps next time he says something inappropriate/obnoxious, we should hunt him down and throw boiling hot syrup on him. Maybe that will warm up his icy cold heart . It'll be like a waffle exorcism :]

Alyssa

Ross,

I don't even want to think about that!

Did his parents not give him enough love when he was a baby waffe?

He turned out so wrong?!

Alyssa

Dear Ross,

Someones gotta keep that waffle in check :]

Hes got some problems.

-Alyssa

Dear waffle,

You are SO annoying.

Please go away,

Alyssa

He is so purday

Mad-Ne-Yo

I Wanna Love You-The Maine

I confess my phone is going off but I'm too lazy to go get it.