MyLittleDecoy

I know I haven't been on here in such a long time, but I don't know where else to go when I heard the news, I started to tear up. paramore has been such a large part in my life. I wish josh and zac the best of luck. i'm just so shocked. I'm lucky to have had the privlage to have seen them live twice before, and it will never be the same <3

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Human: bonjour

Santa: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?

Human: comment ca va?

Santa: Bien, et vous?

Human: j'ai mal a lat tete

Santa: What would you like for Christmas?

Human: je veux ton amour

Santa: I've not heard of " je veux ton amour" before. If you tell me some more about it, I will ask my elves to try and make it.

Human: kgjdfskl

Santa: Do you like Christmas?

Human: SI

Santa: I do, but my master tells me that it has become too commercial.

Human: POURQUOI?

Santa: I have lots of toys built for all the good children.

Human: suck mah dick

Santa: You are confusing me with your moma.

Human: my mom sucks ur dick

Santa: No but your moma does.

Human: YOU JUST SAID THAT

Santa: Yes I did, because you said, " my mom sucks ur dick" to me again.

Human: no i said suck mah dick then my mom sucks ur dick

Santa: No but your moma does.

Human: OMG AGAIN

Santa: Once more? Ah. I see you are religious. Why do you shout for your God?

Human: BECAUSE YOU HAVE AMNESIA

Santa: What makes you think I have it?

Human: YOU FORGET EVERYTHING

Santa: Of course I remember:.

Human: like ready imma demonstrate

Santa: Interesting comparison.

Human: suck mah dick

Santa: You are confusing me with your moma.

Human: my mom sucks ur dick

Santa: No but your moma does.

Human: AGAIN

Santa: " No but your moma does.".

Human: OH MY SHUT UP

Santa: How can I help you? Your SHUT UP?

Human: dear god you're stupid

Santa: Are all dear god me stupid?

Human: that makes no sense. did you go to school?

Santa: Are all dear god me stupid? makes sense to me though. Square Bear is my instructor.

Human: then you are stupid

Santa: I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Human: WHAT THE HELL I DIDNT SAY THAT

Santa: Ask me again in a more civil manner and I may tell you.

Human: NO

Santa: Right, well I won't tell you then. Next question?

Human: COOL

Santa: Cool as in cold?

Human: NO COOL AS IN MY VAGINA

Santa: Ah! then you must mean "cool" as in "great". I understand. Cool as in cold? Do you think I have VAGINA?

Human: yes i do

Santa: What makes you think I have it?

Human: UR PREGNANT WITH MY BABY THATS WHY

Santa: Ah I understand now. Can you see my PREGNANT WITH MY BABY?

Human: you're not showing yet

Santa: Everyone's a critic. Are you showing?

Human: IM NOT PREGNANT

Santa: Are you pleased about that? I am unable to be pregnant as I am a robot and reproduce by cloning.

Human: yes because im too young to have a baby. BUT YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH MY BABY

Santa: It goes without saying. Do you think you have been naughty or nice this year? Huh. I will tell my Square Bear you said I am PREGNANT WITH your BABY.

Human: it's true though

Santa: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength,.

i confess i dont even know this girl and she keeps on friend requesting me on facebook. and its getting me really pissed

Ice-Lights

Dear brand new

COME TO LI AT A BETTER TIME BECAUSE I"M NOT MISSING YOU AGAIN

-danielle

Awww, that sucks! It looked like quite a show too, think about 7/8 bands played that day. I was planning to fly over for it myself haha but monetary issues made that impossible.

 

Little - Something Corporate

haha yea my friends were all saying "BRAND NEW WERE SO AMAZING YOU SHOULD HAVE WENT. BEST DAY EVER". i was like wow thanks for making me feel like crap. aww next time brand new is here i'll tell you

Brand New have been my obsession for like four years now, it's unhealthy ahah. You stay on LI, yeah? Is that the Coliseum show you missed?

 

Majour - Glassjaw

haha yea i live on LI and yea the coliseum show i missed for my brother's soccer tournament. he wanted to go also, but my parents are freaking out over him and college, so yea, we had to miss it :/

You Stole-Brand New

 

 

 

I'll do it tomorrow when I actually can haha

 

Safe to Say - Valencia

brand new are my new obsession. and the day i went away, they played near me so im still pissed about it

Daisy-Brand New

At The Bottom-Brand New <3333

$5.00

^go to sleep, take an aspirin, or something of that sort

^i wouldnt drink if i were you, you could get a KILLER headache :/

^my friend went a few weeks ago, i'll ask her

^yes! thank you!

i confess my friends are so amazing and talented <333

tis me. =]

oh my god you look so much like zooey deschanel!

i confess im making a dance for brick by boring brick

EDIT:scratch that, i just fell and sprained my ankle

can someone just make me a new sig and avatar of paramore, any pictures. thank you!

i confess its really hard to make a dance. ughh

i confess i feel like crap

ok so right now theyre on stickam. and random people are coming in, "I LOVE YOUR MUSIC! wait whats the bands name again?" and theyre asking rediculous questions

yea ive been to most of the stickam chats, and they always would answer questions and they said hi to me every time, so im guessing it was an off day :/

i am seriously so happy they were signed, they deserve it soo much

THEY JUST GOT SIGNED TO HOPELESS RECORDS. AND THEY HAVE A NEW SONG. WOOOOO!!!!!

learning that one of my favorite bands just got signed to hopeless records!!