Jump to content

MyLittleDecoy

Member
  • Posts

    1,590
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Posts posted by MyLittleDecoy

  1. I'M GOING TO SEE THEM AUGUST 25. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! omg it was sold out. i had no hope of seeing blink, and then, a person my mom works with's son is a road manager for many bands and he can get any tix he wants. so my mom asked him about it, he said he'll try to get them, a week later, HE SAID HE GOT THE TICKETS. i was freaking out.

     

    well on the topic of the tour, how much is the merch? like shirts and sweatshirts?

  2. omg best thing ever

     

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: GLADYS?

    You: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW

    Stranger: OMFG I THOUGHT YOU DIED!

    You: I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

    Stranger: HOLY SHIZZ!

    Stranger: HOW THE HELL?

    You: WEIRD ASS SHIT RIGHT

    Stranger: HELL YEAH!

    Stranger: anyway,do you have my money then.

    You: nope i spent it before i died

    You: then i came back

    Stranger: better get that shit to me by next friday.

    You: fiine ill rob a bank, ok?

    Stranger: fine.

    Stranger: what about the stuff?

    You: the stuff is in cambodia

    Stranger: then how do i get it.

    Stranger: i need those gummy worms dude.

    You: i know theyre like fuckin amazing

    Stranger: i know right.

    You: so get on a plane to cambodia in 24 hours

    You: then go to a giant haunted castle

    You: and there will be a man

    Stranger: is he naked?

    You: he

    You: is wearing a condom

    You: thats it

    Stranger: oh wonderful.

    Stranger: is he a rapist though?

    You: nono its just an act for you to get those gummy worms

    Stranger: lmfao ok.

    You: and then he'll say "YOU MAKE ME HORNY"

    Stranger: cant i just take the gummy worms and run?

    You: noooo and then you have to say "LETS HAVE HOT SEX BABY" and then he'llgive you the gummy worms peacefully]

    You: but if he does try to rape you, take the gummy worms and run

    Stranger: okay great.

    Stranger: then im gonna go get some vodka.

    You: yea yea get me some too

    You: that is good stuff

    Stranger: hell yeah.

    You: but not better than those gummy worms

    You: those are the shit

    Stranger: yeah but..

    Stranger: what if we mix them together?

    You: we have the best creation better

    You: and then we'll sell it and be rollin in the benjamins

    Stranger: oh hell yeah.

    Stranger: i'll provide the vodka.you bring the gummy worms.

    You: ok

    Stranger: great.

    Stranger: i'll bring my grandma too.

    You: MAN I LOVE YOUR GRANDMA. she makes good cookies. well i got to go, gotta eat some brains to survive cuz you know, im undead

    You: so see you in 24 hours

    Stranger: yeah yeah.well enjoy.

    Stranger: farewell.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     

    bahahaha

    • Like 1
  3. 6 year old minds what will we do with them? lmao. now i love every nsync song there is. THE CHRISTMAS SONG WAS THE SHIT THOUGH!

     

    pop made me want to dance around like a maniac when i was little. and last year in my dance studio, little kids were dancing to it and me and my friend katie were jumping around dancing to it like idiots.

×
×
  • Create New...