Volcom87288 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 It is okay to dance in walmart as long as you don't dance on the shoppers Why do people scream on rollercoasters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Because they all saw Final Destination 3. Why can't Penguin's fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paramoreLOVE x Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 cause they dont have any money to buy red bull. why dont they make paramore cereal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Because making guitar picks, drumsticks, mics, and the bands head into marshmallows would cost too much money. Why doesn't Paramore have a donkey sidekick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMusicDudetteX Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Because it would be too smelly. Why isn't oatmeal blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volcom87288 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Because you don't eat it cold Why don't they deep fry carrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 They would explode and make you look like you used fake tanning stuff. Why doesn't Paramore cover a PussyCat Dolls song? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlomoxbreAnn Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 because paramore doesn't want to give away their secret idenity that they,infact,really are the pcd in suits. why are doorknobs so shiny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 BEcause they are spit shinned. Why can't pillows stay fluffy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlomoxbreAnn Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 my head is too big and heavy why don't people were white powered wigs anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 because albenos may get offended why isnt the world flat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnote Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 because albenos may get offended why isnt the world flat? because it's not the 1600s why are fingernails existant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 To SsScratch your eyes out! Why don't I have some biscuits in my fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 cos they got up and walked out why are there only 7 days in a week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 because god was too lazy to make eight. why is it cold outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 becuase Jack Frost is about =D how come we get paper from trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchurch004 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 because trees are brown, duh. why are cartoons only for little kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 becuase there little eyes could not handel the full scale drama that is Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, ER and other such shows but if paper comes from trees because its brown, why can paper be blue? pink? and even black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Because they are all painted. Why do Razr phones have such horrible sound quality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyconspiracy Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 because mexicans hit the wrong volume control. (no offense to anyone.) why do people listen to rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 their ears are broken Why aren't you my personal chef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyconspiracy Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 because i dont have hands how am i typing this than? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Using your toes Why can't I play guitar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyconspiracy Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 because your deaf. why cant i just talk to you on aim? ...hi brittany! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted March 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 lol, youre a retard. What fruit am I eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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