I cant believe i just read that whole novel...
but it was good. here is my version.
1:17pm-my friend calls and says he can't go
4:57pm-my brother says he couldnt go
5:00pm-i call to see when paramore is going on. they say 8.
8:00pm-im sitting at a light (oh, i drove-myself-to the show) i had to take a leak-bad.
8:05pm-i pull into the parking lot it was rocky and i had to park in the back
8:06pm-i get out of my car...i can barely hear "emergency" playing....but i didnt want to walk all the way to the bathroom, so i found the nearest bush
8:07pm-still pissing
8:08pm-probably still pissing
8:09pm-shaking my penis
8:10pm-probably still "shaking" my penis
8:11pm-went in to see the show
paramore rocks....i stood in the back with peoples parents...god dang...i felt old. but thats ok, i AM old.
8:54pm-paramore walks off, but i knew they were coming back
8:56-they start playing my heart
8:59-i start heading back to my car as the screaming kicks in (best part of the song) to beat the mommy's pick up time traffic.
i would go into detail, but that would be a novel.
can't wait to see y'allz pics yo!
peace