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No sir, unfortunately you were not.

Nope. "Confessions of a Broken Heart" by Lindsay Lohan?

I confess I had a pretty awesome dream.

Dear _____, Can it be that I'm actually over you? I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO.

I confess I think I'm finally free.

I confess it's not worth it anymore and I'm more than happy to let you go.

Dear _______, The only reason I'm not going up there to visit is because I know I wouldn't be able to control myself. I'd simply have to kick your ass. You should feel really lucky, boy.

I confess my grandparents moved out todayy.

I confess Reese's.

I confess my last chance, my last hope, was ruined.

Everything can Go. To. Hell.

I confess I'm being anti-social for a few days and leaving my phone off.

I love Toy Story I, but the second one I absolutely hated. I've yet to see the third one but I want to.

I confess I don't know what to do anymore.

Why don't these things ever change? This has to be some kind of colossal joke! I am so tired of this. The only way anything is going to change is if I get the hell out of here and join the Army, which is exactly what I'm going to freaking to.

I confess things will never change.

"Freak On a Leash" by KoRn.

I confess I hope she gets out of the bathroom soon because I need to piss like a moose.

Haha, I hate it when parents do that. It's like, that's a little like the pot calling the kettle black!

"Over" by Lindsay Lohan.

I confess I wish this wasn't my senior year coming up, but my freshman year of college.

Hahaha, when I was younger I was running down the dirt hill that is my driveway and my flip flops both snapped simultaneously and I flew into the middle of the street.

I confess PARTY.

Luckily, I'm going to my community college because it's cheaper and the transfer program is much more promising in terms of having a better chance of getting into the college of my choice. Trust me, don't piss away these four years in stress. Enjoy every single minute because they do go fast.

You've never acted like a parent to me before so don't try to start acting like one now because I won't accept it.