Dear "best friend",
You say I'M the immature one, well honey take a look in the mirror. If you're not talking to me b/c I "gave you attitude" for the first time in my life, you can fucking deal. And if you're not talking to me b/c I'm gay, then you're a hypocrite. You can't sleep with 6 guys before you're married, then turn around and say b/c of your religion, you don't like gays. It doesn't work like that. So grow the fuck up, make your own damn coffee/oatmeal/bed, and quit trying to cause drama when there is none to be made. You're 21 for fuck's sake.
--the girl that passed you through physics