Ross,
You are onto something! I almost feel sorry for him, with the ice cream trauma he went through, but then I remember what a creeper he is...and all my sympathy is gone. Perhaps next time he says something inappropriate/obnoxious, we should hunt him down and throw boiling hot syrup on him. Maybe that will warm up his icy cold heart . It'll be like a waffle exorcism :]
Alyssa