the quotes i think is hilarious is:
"josh: and suddenly, this girl came up and like *SMACK!* right on my butt!
hayley: oh, yeah!
josh: and i was like, what the crap was that?
zac: ..it was actually me."
"i'm perfect." - Josh
"hi we are good charlotte, were hinder, and were shine down. hey we are paramore!" - hayley
"DUDE! I'M SO SCENE!!" - Zac
"(about amy winehouse and the grammy)
hayley: oh, was that our grammy?! we better go and get it then.
zac: i think she hid it in her hair.
hayley: *laughs* she's probably smuggled it in to a jail right now!
zac: i don't think i want it."
"hey, im hayley and i play drums." - hayley
"im josh and i play the bagpipes" - josh
"i'm Produce, this is ER." - jeremy
"mum, i already know how to spell!" - zac
"and i was like, GET OFF MY BIKE YOU *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*! and, the dude falls, and i ran over to him and i kicked him.. then i killed him." - hayley
and many many more. they're awesome!