Sanguis Dominus

I could never find it that funny. It's got too much RaNdOm and not enough wit for my tastes. The dude is pretty funny in The IT Crowd, though.

^ From the same place as Pvt Frazer.

Has a really cheesy avatar of someone who isn't metal or a Satanist doing the horns. It's like George Bush sticking up the "East Side" gangsta sign. His little finger looks deformed, as well.

Depends on the situation. Divine Infekt era or Crwn Thy Frnicatr era?

^^ That'll teach you to knock before you come in.

Cult of the Dead - Legion of the Damned

Lots. I wish I was allergic to 'em now, just so I could say "None.". Have you been to zone and been zombified by the scorcher?

It's one of those "It's funny because it's true." things.

False. Given the chance, I'd use her for my DIY labotomy classes. I haven't actually been to one yet, but it'd be a good opportunity to cut her skull open to prove that she doesn't actually have a brain. Something that too many people don't seem to realise. Sephiroth kicks ass? 'Sactually false. Henry VIII was only legally married to 4 of them.

LMAO! 'Sfunnier from 2:13 onwards.

True. Headbanging with really long hair kicks ass. Henry VIII had 6 wives?

Because I just read it, so logically, it's the first thing on my mind.

Lcpl Jones is the fuckin' best! "Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic!" "I would like to voulenteer to be something to sit on, Sir!"

Finally got 'round to readin' The Dark Elf Trilogy. Drizzt FTW!

So who do you think you are kiddin' Mr Hitler, if you think we're on the run? We are the boys that will stop your little game. We are the boys who will make you think again. 'Cause who do you think you are kiddin' Mr Hitler, if you think old England's done. Mr Brown goes off to town on the A-21, but he comes home each evenin' and he's ready with his gun Who remembers it? Fucking CLASSIC!

Ain't no clinic or "My First Infirmary" that can cure you of a Fallout 3 addiction. It gets into your system and stays there forever, you're never truely free. You know you want just one more bottle of Nuka-Cola.

Haha, I'm sure you mean "Med-X like addiction"?

Hell yeah. Heh, he'd turn all the "vampires" in Twilight into puddles of green flourescent goo!

'Parently so. Still, I don't recall seeing a single drop of blood in the whole first half hour. But then, I wasn't really paying much attention, between drifting off and writing Fallout 3 console commands on my arm.

If it was so amazing, then how come I couldn't bare to sit through any more than 30 mins of it? If I had to've tried, my computer would've gone flying out the window.

It looks more like Sylvester Stallone than Obama.

Yeah, that was about as funny as waking up one morning to discover you're HIV+.

Lich purple.

I started to watch it, to see what all the fuss was about, got about half an hour through it and decided my time would be better spent chewing rusty staples. The single most boring film I have ever seen. And that includes The Wedding Singer. I fell asleep when I had to watch that. Vampires are 'sposed to be UNDEAD... so why don't any of the vampires look it? They're about as vampiric as a French chef who uses extra garlic. Waste. Of. Time.

Negative 10. How can you rate Dr S. Thompson 1? He was one of the greatest minds the last centuary has ever known. Everything he ever did or said was kewl. Fact.