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Sanguis Dominus

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  1. BEER BEER! Evenin' to mornin' and mornin' to evenin' I want to drink somethin' stronger than a man. Evenin' to mornin' and mornin' to evenin' I want to drink 'cause that's what I am. BEER BEER!
  2. Haha, "Your mum"... Grow up. Because I'm standing right next to you and they're not particularly accurate. WTF?
  3. Because you've got better things to do. Imagine you're driving a train, you leave Station A at 21:10, it takes 20 minutes to reach Station B, and doubly as long to get to Station C from Station B. Bearing in mind that Statin D is 15 miles away, what is the name of the train driver?
  4. I prefer to wear shorts, but I look better in a miniskirt. Kevlar or chainmaille?
  5. Because I've eaten your phone. Do you have a spare stupid question I could borrow?
  6. Diss. Big f*cking diss. Mary Queen of Scots.
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