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Finished my shift two hours ago, still trying to get to sleep and now my neighbour choses this as the time to have really loud sex

@heathermccamley @amy__middleton All those chickens and she's still no had a hit since 212

Harry Styles' new album is top fucking notch btw

RT @ryanbassil: uber driver said he wasn't going to vote because it won't make a difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. if this is also you or your friends,…

RT @kjcllberg: 9. WAH AH AH AH https://t.co/G8VQaSCepB

Paramore's new album is so pop and I'm no even mad

those features though https://t.co/KJLC5dQmMK

"What will help rally support for me when there's an election in 5 weeks? Animal murder. Ah yes, of course they'll… https://t.co/DX7GsrTTxt

RT @frankieboyle: @AZEALIABANKS Happy Birthday to you, Haappy Biiirthday to you, Haaappy Biiiirthday dear Azealiaaaaa Baaaannks, Happy Birt…

RT @Caitlin_Grimley: I've got torphicen gala day plans before Bathgate

It's becoming a daily occurrence for me to watch May The Best House Win, despite it being absolutely fucking awful.

Waltzers were a clear highlight of danger night.

RT @amymiddletonX: ELLIE'S FIRST DANGER NIGHT

RT @McrossanTheRoad: Who could say no too 1 pound shows.

Why am I watching a show about a family being strangled in their beds right before I go to sleep. #badidea

Somehow managed to get shot in the forehead even with a mask on.

Not that I need to look great to go paintballing but I feel like a scruffy git cause I haven't shaved.

RT @amymiddletonX: Excited for paintballing tonight😊!

RT @UberFacts: Sid from the original "Toy Story" grows up to become the garbage man that's seen in "Toy Story 3."

RT @cockam0use: we r all dole punters.

I'm bored but can't be arsed to do anything

Why is my mum watching this? This is ridiculous.

Looks like I said 'a' in place of 'I' in my last tweet as Scottish slang. I really didn't, I swear, that's roasting.

And apologies for my god-awful dancing also

Quite impressed with my lack of hangover for how messy I was last night.