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$9,500

 

ridiculous, right?

 

yeah thats insane

that's more than i paid for my car.

 

crazy.

 

 

lets just say i was verrrrryy upset at my self when i woke up in the middle of it

 

HAHAH

 

;)

 

 

 

VIC READ FASTER SO YOU CAN BE IN ON THIS TOO

yeah kailey, it's always the really really good dreams that you wake up in the middle of. ugh

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saint_renegade: ALSO - HE TRACKS HE PERIOD. YOU KNOW HE DOES.

oxymoronassoc: OH, HE HAS A SPECIAL STICKER FOR IT ON HIS WALL CALENDAR. I AM THINKING LITTLE PINK OR RED HEARTS.

oxymoronassoc: i imagine edward has one of those huge like 3 foot wide wall calendars

saint_renegade: ON THE BACK OF HIS DOOR

oxymoronassoc: that he uses stickers on in an elaborate key

saint_renegade: BELLA STATS

oxymoronassoc: to represent certain events in bella's life

saint_renegade: Emmett will fuck with it every now and again

oxymoronassoc: ALSO: A JOURNAL WHERE HE KEEPS TRACK OF HIS EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS AND WHAT BELLA DID EVERY DAY

saint_renegade: and Edward freaks out

oxymoronassoc: 10 AM: SHE TRIED TO KISS ME, I RESISTED

oxymoronassoc: 10:01 AM: SHE TRIED TO KISS ME AGAIN, I RESISTED

saint_renegade: BELLA DID NOT "FUCK A DUCK" ON THE 13TH

saint_renegade: WHO TOUCHED MY CHARTS?

oxymoronassoc: EMMETT I KNOW IT WAS YOU

oxymoronassoc: I CAN READ MINDS OKAY???

oxymoronassoc: I HATE TO QUESTION YOUR INTELLIGENCE, BUT I MUST

saint_renegade: that is just CRUDE, frankly

saint_renegade: Bella thinks so highly of you, emmett

saint_renegade: if something happens to her because my information was not up to par, YOU WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FOREVER

oxymoronassoc: SHE WOULD NEVER BLANK A CAT. THAT IS MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE.

oxymoronassoc: YES IT IS A BIG DEAL

oxymoronassoc: NO I DO NOT KNOW HOW SHE HAS LIVED WITHOUT SUCH CHARTS

oxymoronassoc: SHE IS VERY DELICATE

oxymoronassoc: IF YOU CHANGE THE NUMBERS HOW WILL I KNOW IF SHE FALLS ILL???

saint_renegade: she could DIE. AT. ANY. MOMENT. PEOPLE

oxymoronassoc: WHAT IF SHE HAS A RARE GENETIC CONDITION THAT ONLY MY CAREFUL STUDY CAN UNCOVER

oxymoronassoc: OH GOD.

oxymoronassoc: I MUST GET FATHER TO TEST HER BLOOD.

oxymoronassoc: I COULD NOT BEAR IF SHE WERE TO BE UNWELL.

saint_renegade: curse myself for not making backups of the chart in case you were to get your hands on it

saint_renegade: it was careless on my part

saint_renegade: i pray she will forgive me

oxymoronassoc: IF SHE DIES, IT WILL BE MY OWN FAULT.

oxymoronassoc: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOING!!!??!!!!!? *covers eyes* i dont want to know...

DONT WORRY!

it wont spoil the book

its just these 2 girls parody on twilight but it has nothing to do with the story line. hahhaha

well the part i posted. haha

 

that was hot. i seriously got butterflies ahhahaha! that is SOOO SAD!! :rotfl:

 

 

OH I KNOW RIGHT?!

dont worry

were all like that. hahah

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bellastats.jpg

 

saint_renegade: ALSO - HE TRACKS HE PERIOD. YOU KNOW HE DOES.

oxymoronassoc: OH, HE HAS A SPECIAL STICKER FOR IT ON HIS WALL CALENDAR. I AM THINKING LITTLE PINK OR RED HEARTS.

oxymoronassoc: i imagine edward has one of those huge like 3 foot wide wall calendars

saint_renegade: ON THE BACK OF HIS DOOR

oxymoronassoc: that he uses stickers on in an elaborate key

saint_renegade: BELLA STATS

oxymoronassoc: to represent certain events in bella's life

saint_renegade: Emmett will fuck with it every now and again

oxymoronassoc: ALSO: A JOURNAL WHERE HE KEEPS TRACK OF HIS EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS AND WHAT BELLA DID EVERY DAY

saint_renegade: and Edward freaks out

oxymoronassoc: 10 AM: SHE TRIED TO KISS ME, I RESISTED

oxymoronassoc: 10:01 AM: SHE TRIED TO KISS ME AGAIN, I RESISTED

saint_renegade: BELLA DID NOT "FUCK A DUCK" ON THE 13TH

saint_renegade: WHO TOUCHED MY CHARTS?

oxymoronassoc: EMMETT I KNOW IT WAS YOU

oxymoronassoc: I CAN READ MINDS OKAY???

oxymoronassoc: I HATE TO QUESTION YOUR INTELLIGENCE, BUT I MUST

saint_renegade: that is just CRUDE, frankly

saint_renegade: Bella thinks so highly of you, emmett

saint_renegade: if something happens to her because my information was not up to par, YOU WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FOREVER

oxymoronassoc: SHE WOULD NEVER BLANK A CAT. THAT IS MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE.

oxymoronassoc: YES IT IS A BIG DEAL

oxymoronassoc: NO I DO NOT KNOW HOW SHE HAS LIVED WITHOUT SUCH CHARTS

oxymoronassoc: SHE IS VERY DELICATE

oxymoronassoc: IF YOU CHANGE THE NUMBERS HOW WILL I KNOW IF SHE FALLS ILL???

saint_renegade: she could DIE. AT. ANY. MOMENT. PEOPLE

oxymoronassoc: WHAT IF SHE HAS A RARE GENETIC CONDITION THAT ONLY MY CAREFUL STUDY CAN UNCOVER

oxymoronassoc: OH GOD.

oxymoronassoc: I MUST GET FATHER TO TEST HER BLOOD.

oxymoronassoc: I COULD NOT BEAR IF SHE WERE TO BE UNWELL.

saint_renegade: curse myself for not making backups of the chart in case you were to get your hands on it

saint_renegade: it was careless on my part

saint_renegade: i pray she will forgive me

oxymoronassoc: IF SHE DIES, IT WILL BE MY OWN FAULT.

oxymoronassoc: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

:uhh:

Oh.

My.

God.

 

That's hilarious!

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