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Classic slapstick comedy :mrgreen:

 

The Naked Gun movies were awesome but the tv series Police Squad I think was better. Anyone seen the movies or the tv show?

 

Frank: "Is there a ransom note?"

Ed: "Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars."

Frank: "Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"

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