Jorgi

^good lord if you even have to ask that question...

i confess i finally got my car back. le vivre est bon.

my friend's 18th, themed "what you wanted to be when you grew up" i went as an (alcoholic) avril lavigne (very short notice), vicky went as a massive baby. good times. when i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jacks... wait that's not right ?

this has been shopped. i can tell from seeing quite a few- nevermind. breaking dawn hasn't even begun filming yet, just saying.

tres bon

I AM GETTING MY CAR BACK TOMORROW FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH cecil how i have missed yooou <3

so that's beautiful.

i confess i wish essays would conclude themselves. jeeeesh.

au contraire, his character is a jerk in that, he is still beautiful so beautiful.

do you know who has good genes ? patrick dempsey has good genes. definitely would.

i confess wuthering heights is slowly but surely turning me insane.

beautiful by james blunt. seriously. like. ...seriously.

don't worry, camel, your ears are far smaller than his ever were. and your lips more luscious. and your eyes more beautiful. and your body so much more toned. OH CAMEL.

sorry, that really wasn't a fair comment, was it ? ...for the camel.

or a camel. ....kinda looks like good ol' pete, too...

made one http://www.formspring.me/wellnevermind i don't know why, particularly. peer pressure will be the death of me.

if you send me it and the notes or whatever i don't mind having a look, not promising a lot though !

what's it on ?

probably. like, he probably saw into the future and witnessed me typing this very diss of his 12-year-old kissing skillzzz and thought THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING IMMEDIATELY. smart move, pete.

peters are evidently shit first-kissers. he moved like, 100 miles away not soon after actually, should i take this personally

fuck yes hatfield is so close ! there as a pear

every time i got letters through from the universities i applied for (i've had them all back now) i was like OH GOOD GOD I'M DYING, especially the one i really wanted to go to, freaking worst 2 months of my life i thought i was going to have a heart attack every time the post came. and then the interviews, OH GOD THE INTERVIEWS. applying to college is way more stress than it's worth

his tongue (his name was peter) was like, just, like. rotating. hahahaha. and so slobbery. it was the grossest thing ever i'm amazed i ever kissed anyone else after that. seriously just the memory is making me cringe.

my first kiss was legit like a washing machine.