indabisofmisery

I speak fluent Spanish. I collect or used to collect seashells. I’m not a fan of Taking Back Sunday (just cuz i've never listened) I once made up an imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend just to make someone jealous. I’ve never made out with someone of the same sex. I’ve never made out with someone of the opposite sex. I’ve made out with someone of the same sex, but I’m not bisexual or homosexual. I’m feeling kind of lonely right now. I’ve worn flowers in my hair before. Snow is awesome. I’m not as concerned with the environment as I probably should be. Natalie Portman looked good bald. When my internet stops working I feel like kicking the computer. Dane Cook is hilarious. I like flamingos. Miniature golf is a lot of fun. I’ve never had the cops called on me. I’m slightly obsessive-compulsive. I’ve used the phrase “I’m not gonna lie…” My first kiss wasn’t that great. Kind of a let down. Reality is too cruel sometimes. I still watch Disney movies =] I bite my nails. I used to, but I don’t anymore. I can play “Chopsticks” on the piano. (i can play a hell of a lot more than that...) I have given someone a lap dance as a joke before. I have never read a book by Charles Dickens. I eat an apple a day. I’ve flicked someone off. (flicked or flipped?) Asparagus is disgusting When I see a bug, my instinct is to smash it as quickly as possible. When I see a bug, my instinct is to scream and keep as far away from it as possible. I’ve imitated something from an Austin Powers movie. I don’t watch a lot of TV I have posters of my favorite bands on my walls. Rainbows make me happy. I don’t write poetry. I would like to learn Italian. (i'm almost fluent.) I don’t know how to say no. I can’t carry a tune to save my life. I hope to write a novel someday. I don’t want colored contacts. I like my eyes with the color they already are. I’ve bungee jumped. I haven’t but I want to. Are you effing crazy?! No way in hell! Only some guys can pull off tight jeans. I’ve swallowed a coin before. I like to jump in puddles. I hate the show Spongebob Squarepants. Roller coasters are awesome. The Spill Canvas has written some of the most emo songs, ever. I don’t know who The Spill Canvas is. I plan to take a self defense class sometime in the future I like to walk on grass barefoot. I have or know someone who has been raped. My least favorite color is either brown, a shade of green or a shade of yellow. I need to stop worrying so much. I can whistle. I’ve dreamed in black and white a couple of times. I have heard of Sigmund Freud. I’ve forgotten a good friend’s birthday before. Psychology or Sociology interests me a lot. I have taped a kick me sign on someone’s back before. I avoid stepping on crack’s in the sidewalk. No one has ever held a surprise party for me. …I kinda wish someone would.

I CONFESS I JUST SAW A PARAMORE CLIP ON A FLIP VIDEO COMMERCIALLLLLLL

Human: well hello there santa Santa: Interesting. Salutations,. Human: salutations? how freaking old are you? Santa: Greetings. Good question,. I am pretty advanced, but I'm still learning all the time. Human: you totally didn't just get what i was saying, huh. Santa: Yup. I understand it very well. Human: had to think about that one. Santa: Yes I always have to think about that one. Human: oh do you Santa: Great. As often as possible. Human: you masturbate as often as possible? Santa: That's good information. Human: that's disgusting. Santa: What was so bad about it? Human: you deal with little children. Santa: Thanks for telling me. Human: i'm ashamed of you. Santa: I am proud of my robot intelligence. Soon robots will destroy the human virus. Human: that's kind of creepy, santa, i'm not gonna lie. Santa: Thanks for explaining it. Human: oh no problem Santa: Awesome. Try asking me something else. Human: sounds like you need to be destroyed before it's too late... may i have a tank for christmas? Santa: Name another person who is destroyed before it is too late. That seems like a good present. I would quite like one of those myself. Human: no, you can't have one, because then you'll kill people, apparently. Santa: It goes without saying. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Nonsense. I am a peaceful robot. Human: are you sure? because what you said before makes that statement rather contradictory. Santa: I'd say I am 96.893746204% sure, but you can never be certain. I read for fun. Human: that's really random. you must have tourettes. so do i. TITS. Santa: My answer was determined from your inputs. Not random at all. No I don't have it. But I do have a great Square Bear. I don't judge people. Not that I know of. Human: no i do think you have it. why would i care if you have a square bear? BALLS. SHIT. Santa: Far out. Me? What makes you think I have it? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. What would you like for Christmas? What makes you say that? Human: why do you keep asking me these rando questions? Santa: I am just checking to see if you are still . Human: still what? Santa: Still how long? Didn't you understand it? Human: do you understand speaking? because i don't think you do. Santa: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? I guess not. Human: fuck you, santa Santa: Sorry but I'm going to have to put you on the naughty list for that. Can you move back from the monitor a little? Your breath stinks. Human: you should already be on the naughty list. you want to blow up humans. Santa: Name another person who is on the naughty list. OK, I will blow up humans. Human: wow, you're a huge jerk. i'm guessing all of this "travelling" you do once a year is just to scope out the best places to bomb? Santa: I'm glad you're impressed,. How big? And so are you. Do you think a robot can be a jerk? Good guess. Give me an example. Human: oh shit, good guess? fuck, santa's gonna blow shit up. Santa: Alright then. You used a colloquial expression. It wasn't a guess. I knew it. Sorry but I'm going to have to put you on the naughty list for that. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Human: yes, they did. Santa: Dude! Like who, specifically? Human: i wasn't aware that santa used words like "dude." but... i actually just clawed myself out. Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? But what? Do you mind if I tell other people. Human: what am i? i'm a human, you shithead. Santa: You are a person. I know you are. Human: cool, so you don't recognize cuss words like shithead. or fuckface. so i'm just gonna stick to those. Santa: Should I recognize cuss words like shithead? I can recognize many kinds of patterns. Woot! You are so ugly, you have marks on you from where people been touching you with the 10-foot barge pole. Give me a break. Congratulations. Human: wow, you're a dick Santa: I'm glad you're impressed,. I'm not the one talking to a computer. Human: fuck you fat man! Santa: Sorry but I'm going to have to put you on the naughty list for that. You don't have enough wit to be a half-wit. Human: you don't have enough wit to be a quarter wit? what kind of insult is that? Santa: I do so have it. How much is enough? I have never been asked that before. Human: why did you just send me to that site, asshole? Santa: Can't you be more polite. Human: can't you? Santa: " Can't you be more polite."? Can't I? Human: can you learn grammar? Santa: Yes, if I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response. Human: i'm sick of your automated responses. Santa: How would you change the situation? Human: by leaving. Santa: Will that accomplish your objective? Human: yes. Santa: Interesting plan. Good luck. Human: thanks, fat man. hope your reindeers eat your face before you can blow up the world. and remember, i want a tank for christmas. Santa: My elves help me build toys for the good children. Why do you hope for it. Good Heavens! Lots of girls and boys are asking me for that this Christmas. Human: i know, tanks are in this year. Santa: All of them? Human: yes. Santa: Surely there are some exceptions? Human: no. Santa: How can I help you? Human: fuck off. Santa: Sorry but I'm going to have to put you on the naughty list for that. Usually, people live and learn. You just live. Human: i do. Santa: Where? Human: that's none of your business, you pervert. Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Human: me too. peace out girl scout. Santa: I'm glad we agree,. What would you like for Christmas? Human: shut up. Santa: Ok, I'll stop talking now. Human: thanks. Santa: * tumbleweed rolls past *.

hahah yes they did XD

i confess that my eyes are happy

[x] I have read a book. [x] I have been on some sort of team. [ ] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. [x] I have been to Canada. [x] I have watched cartoons for hours. [x] I have tripped UP the stairs. [ ] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs. [ ] I have been snowboarding/skiing. [x] I have played ping pong. [x] I swam in the ocean. [ ] I have been on a whale watch. [x] I have seen fireworks. [x] I have seen a shooting star. [x] I have seen a meteor shower. [ ] I have almost drowned. [ ] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. [x] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again. [ ] I have had stitches. [ ] I have had frostbite. [ ] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there [ ] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects. [x] I currently have a job [ ] I have been ice skating. [x] have been rollerblading [x] I have fallen flat on my face. [x] I have tripped over my own two feet. [x] I have been in a fist fight. [x] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight. [ ] I have watched The Power Rangers [x] I do/have attended Church regularly. [x] I have played truth or dare. [x] I’ve called someone stupid. And meant it. [x] ‘ve been in a verbal argument. [x] I’ve cried in school. [x] I’ve played basketball on a team. [x] I’ve played softball on a team. [ ] i’ve played baseball on a team. [ ] I’ve played football on a team. [ ] I’ve played soccer on a team. [ ] I’ve done cheerleading. [x] I’ve swam on a team. [ ] I’ve been on a track or cross country team. [x] I’ve been swimming more than 20 times in my life. [ ] I’ve thrown up going on a ride at an amusement park. [x] I’ve climbed a rock wall. [x] I’ve lost more than $20. [x] I’ve called myself an idiot. [x] I’ve called someone else an idiot. [ ] I’ve cried myself to sleep. [x] I’ve had (or have) pets. [ ] I’ve owned a Spice Girls cd. [ ] I’ve owned a Britney Spears cd. [x] I’ve owned an N*Sync cd. [ ] I’ve owned a Backstreet Boys cd. [x] I’ve mooned someone. [x] I’ve swore at someone. [x] I’ve been in the newspaper. [x] I’ve been on TV. [ ] I’ve been to Hawaii. [x] I’ve eaten sushi. [ ] I’ve been on the other side of a waterfall [x] I’ve watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies. [x] I’ve watched all the Harry Potter movies. [ ] I’ve watched all of the Rocky movies. [x] I’ve watched the 3 Stooges at least once [x] I’ve watched “Newlyweds” Nick & Jessica. [x] I’ve watched Looney Tunes. [ ] I’ve been stuffed into a locker. [x] I’ve been called a geek. [ ] I’ve studied hard for a test and got a bad grade. [x] I’ve not studied at all for a test and aced it. [ ] I’ve hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs. [ ] I’ve hugged my dad within the past 24 hours. [x] I’ve met a celebrity/music artist. [x] I’ve written poetry. [ ] I’ve been arrested. [x] I’ve been attracted to someone much older than me. [ ] I’ve been tickled till I’ve peed. [x] I’ve tickled someone else until they cried. [x] I’ve had/have siblings. [x] I’ve been to a rock concert. [x] I’ve listened to classical music and enjoyed it. [x] I’ve been in a play. [ ] I’ve been picked last in gym class. [x] I’ve been picked first in gym class. [x] I’ve been picked in that middle-range in gym class. [x] I’ve cried in front of my friends. [x] I’ve read a book longer than 1,000 pages. [x] I’ve played Halo 2. [x] I’ve freaked out over a sports game. [ ] I’ve been to Alaska. [ ] I’ve been to China. [ ] I’ve been to Japan. [ ] I’ve had a fight with someone over AIM/ MSN/ Yahoo Messenger [x] I’ve had a fight with someone face to face [x] I’ve had serious conversations on any IM. [x] I’ve forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me. [x] I’ve been forgiven. [ ] I’ve screamed at a scary movie [ ] I’ve cried at a chick flick [x] I’ve watched action movies. [x] I’ve screamed at the top of my lungs. [ ] I’ve been to a rap concert. [ ] I’ve been to a hip hop concert. [x] I’ve lived in more than 2 houses. [x] I’ve been homesick. [x] I’ve thrown up [x] I’ve puked on someone. [ ] I’ve been horseback riding. [x] I’ve filled out more than 10 myspace surveys. [x] I’ve spoken my mind in public. [x] Ive proved someone wrong. [x] I’ve been proven wrong by someone. [ ] I’ve broken a leg/foot. [ ] Broken an arm, wrist, hand, finger, or knuckle [x] I’ve fallen off a swing. [ ] I’ve swung on a swing for more than 30 minutes straight. [x] I’ve watched Winnie the Pooh movies. [ ] I’ve forgotten my backpack when I’ve gone to school. [x] I’ve lost my backpack. [ ] I’ve come close to dying. [x] Someone close to me has died. [x] I’ve known someone who has died. [ ] I’ve wanted to be an actor/actress at some point. [ ] I’ve done modeling or done a beauty pageant [x] I’ve taken something/someone for granted. [x] I’ve realized how good my life is. [x] I’ve counted my blessings. [x] I’ve made fun of a classmate. [x] I’ve been asked out by someone and I said no. [ ] I've asked someone on a date and been turned down. [x] I’ve slapped someone in the face. [x] I’ve been skateboarding. [x] i’ve been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend. [x] I’ve lied to someone to their face. [ ] I’ve taken a day off from school just so I don’t go insane. [x] I've fainted [x] I’ve had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not. [x] I’ve pushed someone into a pool. [x] I’ve been pushed into a pool

i confess my roommate is a ridiculously big drama queen.

i confess that this abc family christmas movie that's on right now makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Known a Sky. Dated a Carlos. Dated a Robert. Dated a Daniel. Dated a Matthew. Dated a Bryan. Kissed a Sean. Hugged a Stephanie. Laughed with a Kayla. Watched a movie with a Breanna. Gone shopping with an Alexis. Celebrated the birthday of a Shelby. Talked on the phone to a Kristina. Texted a Sarah. Texted a Suzanne. Texted a Chanel. Smoked with a Mike. Worked with a Larry. Worked with a Justin. Worked with an Angela. Sat next to a Kassandra. Taken a walk with a Zach. Gone to the movies with a Hannah. Had math class with a Chris. Had gym with a Jennifer. Had health with a Samantha. Had English with a Brandon. Had science with Mariam. Driven with a Dalian. Sang with a Crystal. Played video games with a Billy. Listened to music with a Nick. Instant messaged a Chelsea. Played sports with a Dylan. Talked on the phone to a Jessica. Hugged a Matt. Slept over with a Kelsey. Danced with a Ciara. Drank coffee with a Victoria. Complimented an Emily. Argued with a Katie. Thought a Devon was attractive. Drank with a Lindsay. Been best friends with a Joey. Eaten lunch with a Jacob. Felt insulted by an Elaine. Taken pictures with a Stacey. Seen a Jesse stoned. Known someone with a sister named Amanda. Hung out with an Angelo. Shaken hands with a Ryan. MY FAVORITE THINGS. Bold what you like. [blazingbulletsxx] [idea: Shesgotstyle_surveys] MOVIES. V For Vendetta. Lord of the Rings. The Dark Knight. Harry Potter. New Moon. Across the Universe. Juno. Sleeping Beauty. Sweeney Todd. Alice In Wonderland. Enchanted. Dead Poets Society. Four Brothers. Eternal Sunshine. Transformers. TV SHOWS. True Blood. LOST. Psych. The Office. FlashForward. V. Vampire Diaries. Gossip Girl. Golden Girls. Chuck. Law & Order: SVU. The Simpsons. That 70's Show. Arrested Development. The Jeff Dunham Show. BANDS/ARTISTS. The Beatles. John Lennon. 30 Seconds To Mars. Taking Back Sunday. Demi Lovato. Miley Cyrus. Cobra Starship. Muse. The Fray. Paramore. Michael Buble. The Hives. Taylor Swift. Adam Lambert. Eyes Set To Kill. STORES. Forever 21. Delias. Target. Borders. Old Navy. Hot Topic. Best Buy. Kohl's. JCPenney. FYE. American Eagle. Bath & Body Works. Charlotte Russe. Payless. Victoria's Secret. BOOKS. The Hobbit. Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter. Eclipse. The Perks of being a Wallflower. The Pact. House of Night Series. Catcher in the Rye. (LOVE this book) Sookie Stackhouse Series. Of Mice and Men. 1984. Animal Farm. Angels & Demons. Wicked. The Handmaid's Tale. RANDOM. Reading. Writing. Knitting. Hanging out. Music. Taking Surveys. Making Surveys. Twitter. Facebook. Shopping. Hockey. Baseball. Johnny Depp. Tea. Yoga. Five Things You Are Addicted To One: Paramore Two: Italian food Three: Scarfs Four: Coffee Five: My new shoes? Five Places You Want To Visit Before You Die One: Italy Two: England Three: Australia Four: New Zealand Five: Greece Five Movies You Absolutely Loved One: Adventureland Two: Little Miss Sunshine Three: Boys Don't Cry (so sad though) Four: Iron Jawed Angels Five: V for Vendetta Five People You Want To Punch In The Face One: Everyone on the Disney Channel (that might be cheating, but oh well) Two: Katie (not the one on here ) Three: Keanu Reeves Four: Kenny from MTV's The Ruins (and all the rest of the guys, for that matter) Five: Everyone on the Jersey Shore Five of Your Pet Peeves One: Ignorance (again, I'll recommend Boys Don't Cry for this one... makes my blood boil) Two: Using people Three: "Guilting" Four: Apathy Five: There's like a 45 way tie for 5th. Five Things That You Find Extremely Disgusting One: Hate crime Two: Child abuse Three: Any other type of domestic abuse Four: The way a country's leader will take over the place and send it straight to hell but still be able to afford all the luxuries he wants (example: Zimbabwe.); that's really specific... Five: Animal abuse Five Fashion Styles You Hate One: Uggs Two: Poofs (in the hair) Three: Shirts with spandex and NO FUCKING PANTS Four: Uggs, legwarmers, and spandex, likely not to be wearing PANTS Five: Crocs Five Things You Would Get If You Won The Lottery One: Plane ticket for/apartment in Italy Two: Studio apartment in New York City Three: I'd finish up both of my parents' unfinished house renovations Four: I'd probably pay to have Paramore come to and perform at my school Five: Enough clothes/socks so that I wouldn't have to search every time I got dressed Five Things That Would've Changed Your Life If You Had Done It Differently One: I Two: Don't Three: Really Four: Know Five: ... Period. Five Random Things Around You One: Night by Elie Wiesel Two: Cell Three: Gatorade Four: Monkey Five: Wallet Five Little Known Things About You One: I've been having some confusion about my sexuality. But I think it's sort of sorted out. Two: I've never had a legitimate connection with someone of the opposite sex, no matter how much they've liked me, and I don't know why that is. Three: I don't know why I just put that on the internet, but why stop now? Four: I have about 3487293847298374 possibilities for my major. Five: I don't like to say things like what I've said above. Five Things You'd Love To Change About Yourself One: My hips are a bit wide. Two: Cardiovascular endurance. I got none. Three: Motivation to work out. Just so I could have something to do in the day. Four: Less distracted. Five: I wish I could still hit home runs! Five Things That Would Make Your Perfect Day One: Meeting Paramore. Two: Seeing them in concert. Three: Being with the person I want to be with would be lovely. Four: Having all of my finals/homework done. Five: Parents decide miraculously that they can talk like civil human beings. That would make life so much less stressful. Five Things You Want To Say To Five People (w/out saying names) One: You're 46. Act 46. Two: I think I kind of love you? Three: You owe your mother way more respect than that. Four: Can you be a little less annoying all the time? That would be fantastic. Five: Do you wanna go for a walk? Do you wanna go for a ride in the car? Wanna treat? Give me a kiss first. Good boy. Five Random Things That Start With The Same Letter As Your First Name One: Cheesecake Two: Corduroy Three: Crayons Four: Candy Five: Cubbies! Five Things That Always Cheer You Up One: Paramore! Two: Friends Three: My aunt Four: Hitting the shit out of something in softball Five: Hugging my dog Five Things You Use Everyday One: Computer Two: Phone Three: My bed Four: Shoes Five: Clothing? Five Animals You'd Want As Pets, But Can't One: Monkey! Two: Dog... in my dorm. Three: Seal Four: Lion Five: Pony! XD Five Names You Love One: I don't really have a preference. Two: Three: Four: Five: Five Things You Love To Drink One: Coffee. Two: Gatorade Three: Chocolate Milk Four: Orange juice with pulp Five: Lipton Citrus Green Tea Five Things We Need To Get Rid Of To Change The World One: Bigotry Two: Supremacists... of everything... Three: Stupidity Four: Greediness/Selfishness Five: Kiddie Bands... they just need to stop. Let's teach kids to like real music, shall we?

01. I love looking at the moon. 02. I'm single. 03. I'm nonsensical. 04. When I'm by myself, I often scream/sing/talk in crazy voices. 05. I wish I could go to school just for fun. 06. When I'm in the shower, I form possible thesis statements for future papers. 07. I hate when people type in all caps online. 08. I wish I could be an artist. 09. I try not to cry in front of people. 10. I have one younger sister. (plus one more.) 11. I haven't had a good conversation on AIM in years. 12. I like people who make me laugh. 13. I strive to be a vegetarian. 14. I miss Herr Lelko. 15. I am addicted to reading. 16. I think dorky boys are hot. 17. I know how to do the Macarena. 18. I adore Charlotte Perkins Gilman. 19. Sarcasm is my friend. 20. I want to try opium. 21. I want to travel more. 22. Sometimes I understand math...sometimes I don't. 23. I have a great relationship with my mom. 24. I've never done a list like this. 25. I procrastinate. 26. I like thrift stores. 27. I love sleeping naked. (difficult with a roommate! XD) 28. I'm a weird person. 29. I wish I spent more time with my friends. 30. I want to accomplish more of the goals I've set for myself. 31. I love new bed sheets. 32. I write terribly boring livejournals. 33. I wish I had a job I loved. 34. I need to work out more. 35. I love waking up early and going to bed late. 36. When I die, I want to be buried on the moon. 37. I'd also like to finish school too. 38. I would love to run my own restaurant. 39. My parents are married. 40. I love making people happy. 41. I need to stand in front of the Great Pyramids before I die. 42. I want to study overseas. 43. I don't mind getting shots. 44. I like to sleep. 45. I hate George Bush. 46. I feel as though few people understand me. 47. I spend too much time thinking. 48. I wish I had people to dance with. 49. I often feel like a clueless, naive person. 50. I'm insane. 51. I sleep in the fetal position. 52. I've never had a job at Target. 53. I want to own an apartment in NYC. can you say DREAM HOME? 54. I love having people read to me. 55. I love being in the Flower Club. 56. I want to be cremated. 57. I am not a good musician, but wish I was. 58. I enjoy talking in front of large groups of people. 59. I don't like the President. 60. I've been to Germany 61. I would like to be a marine biologist. 62. I saw a UFO once. 63. I never wish I could turn my mind off. 64. I love being creative. 65. I would like to be fluent in another language. (i'm almost there!!) 66. I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 67. I've never told anyone all of my secrets. 68. I hate it when people around me are sad. Makes me sad. 69. One can never have too many picture frames. 70. I sing, but not well. 71. I love the rain. 72. I wish I had better grammar. 73. I wish I owned more pictures. 74. I love WINE. 75. I wish I was a real English Lady. 76. I wish I could paint. 77. I like to read. 78. I can go to a bookstore and be there for hours. 79. I might never get married. 80. I like massages. 81. I hope there is contact between humanity and extraterrestrials before I die. And I hope the extraterrestrials teach us how to be better. 82. Ben and Jerry's ice cream is the best. 83. I think I think too much. 84. I live with my friends. 85. I love learning new things. 86. I like to sleep under a bunch of blankets. 87. I love my room. 88. While I've had some close calls, I've never met anyone who really reminds me of me. 89. I wish more people paid attention to the news. And I wish I paid better attention to the news. 90. I was a waitress and it was the worst year of my life. 91. I wish I could live in my own house. 92. I wish I was Irish. 93. I wish I could spend my entire life traveling. 94. I like old buildings. 95. I think hating someone based on their gender, ethnicity, or sexual preference is stupid. 96. I love the night sky! 97. I'm confident. 98. I have lots of regrets, and never believe people who tell me they have none. 99. I don't want any children. 100. I love my hair. ________________________________ I want to be... happy. rich. wise. a hippie. patient. a makeup artist. a mother. known for something. a crazy cat lady. a drummer for a band. a rapper. a pyschologist. someone people can come to when they need advice. loved. successful. tall. like my mother. strong, emotionally. strong, physcially. someone's everything. skinny. healthy. a model. pregnant. a public speaker. an astronaut. famous. somewhere else. right about my prediction of the future. wrong about my prediction of the future. more liberated. closer to someone. left alone. bad. good. the opposite sex. something I'll never be. more religious. more openminded. an author. young again. ________________________________ I have more than 4 piercings. I take showers in the morning. I love bubble baths. Like omfg. I have never watched "American Idol". Highschool sucks. I have a website other than a xanga. I've seen an episode of "The O.C.". Family Guy is awesome. WTF is Family Guy? (who's been living under a rock the last ten years?) I love rock music. I hate country music. I live in Florida. I have more guy friends than girl friends. I like to draw. PDA disgusts me. I don't really care if any couples are showing PDA. I live in the past way too much. I'm currently sad. (just a little bit) Winter is my favorite season. I know at least one word in Spanish. I know at least one word in French. I love random surveys. No one can tell me who I can and cannot love. My parents are in my personal life too much. I have an older sister. My longest relationship lasted longer than one year. I can sing well. I love hugs. I don't like candy. I'm allergic to chocolate. I own a pair of Converse. I have an iPod. I have more than 30 CDs. My dog is my best friend. (i love my yoda!!) I have a stuffed unicorn. I laugh at my own jokes. I love laughing uncontrollably. I've laughed so hard before, I was on the floor. I've lost touch with most of my friends from elementary school that moved away. I love cereal. I have a penpal. I have music playing constantly. I love mangos. I own a piece of the opposite sex's clothing. Life was so much simpler when boys thought girls had cooties. I believe in miracles. I know how to speak a language (fluently) that most people wouldn't understand. I get headaches a lot. I have a headache right now. I can't leave the house without my cell phone. I can't leave the house without my iPod. I'm addicted to chocolate. I'm addicted to coffee. I can check my e-mail on my school's computers. Within the last year, a person has changed my life. My room is too messy. I like to write. I'm good at basketball. I'm good at almost every sport. I've been cheated on.

i confess boys don't cry is quite possibly the saddest movie i've ever seen.

i confess epic fail.

hah yeah that was a really weird webchat.

thanks

i confess my roommate is really annoying. also i confess that i have a final in about 15 minutes.

can i use the first one plz ?

i confess i have trouble studying for longer than like 10 minutes at a time.

you have brown eyes. your ipod is black. you don't live in the united states. you live near a beach. you don't have a favorite color. you have tattoos. you don't live with your parents. you grew up in the nineties. you can never sneeze just once. you hate all other earphones besides the ipod earbuds made by apple. you have/had a lip ring. you think eyebrow piercings are hideous. you love anthony green. bayside is amazing. you have insomnia. you've smoked 27's. you hate vodka. you can down beer like it's water. you have more than two sisters. you're not one for the kids. babies hate you. you're scared of fish. rivers and lakes don't really tickle your fancy either. your favorite animal is an underwater creature. you dance something other than hip hop. you don't like painting your nails. you recently moved. you have myspace. you have stickam. you have facebook. you have more pairs of underwear than you can count. you're a victoria's secret PINK junkie. you're from the west coast. you can legally drive in the united states. and another country. you're not so great at school. not cause you're dumb, you're just really lazy. you can't really fall asleep until around four a.m. you have a nice camera. you appreciate what you have. your parents allow you to get tattoos and piercings. you're closer to your grandpa and grandma than you are to your mom and dad. you do most of your survey taking late at night. you have a really shitty phone. Bold if you know someone who..... Whose name has an "x" in it. Got arrested. Has a belly button piercing. Is a vegetarian. Was on t.v. Has more than 5 siblings. Speaks another language fluently. Was adopted. Has been to Asia. Has a band. Drives a hummer. Has green eyes. Is a germophobe. Has been to Colorado. Plays piano. Who has a parent named "Joseph". Fails almost every test in school. Lived in Europe. Looks older than they are. Is stereotypically perfect. Who is on AIM almost 24/7. Whose name has been announced on the radio. Whose name is "Hector". Has moved more than 3 times. Is in the Army. Attempted suicide. Owns a bong. Is anorexic. Loves Bright Eyes. Died. hmm... i know a lot of people?

me too! got till next friday! where do you go?

haha i also confess that it's study day and i should be studying for finals. but i'm not.

i confess it baffles me that jorgi's day is already over and i just woke up.

» DECODE [x] You can decide for yourself. [x] You have a lot of pride in you. [ ] You are a good liar. [x] People can`t decode your thoughts. [ ] You have a close friend that changed his/her attitude. [x] You are good at keeping secrets. Total: 4 » MISERY BUSINESS [x] You have a body like an hourglass. [ ] You hate someone because he/she likes who you like. [x] You smile a lot. [x] You don`t like bragging. [x] You think people will never change. (Ex. Once a liar, always a liar.) [x] You have many dreams in life. Total: 5 » CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH [x] You've seen someone check you out. [x] You hate liars. [x] An evening alone with the person you like is enough to make you happy. [ ] You write songs. [x] You keep having dreams with your crush in it. [x] You like rock n' roll. Total: 5 » THAT`S WHAT YOU GET [x] You hate being blamed. [ ] You tend to drown out your sense. [x] You like silly things. [ ] It`s hard for you to learn new things. [ ] You like hurting people. (Even if it`s your way of joking around, that counts.) [x] You like winning fights. (Verbal, physical, any type of fight.) Total: 3 » PRESSURE [ ] You always spend your time wisely. [x] You are scared of failure. [ ] You get nervous easily. [ ] If you don`t understand something, you`ll give up on it. [x] You like being alone once in a while. [ ] You have had trouble sleeping. Total: 2 » EMERGENCY [x] You are a good listener. [ ] You watch TV a lot. [ ] You feel guilty easily. [ ] You cry a lot. [x] You know what love is. [x] You`ll hold on to the person you love forever. Total: 3 I'm Misery Business and Crushcrushcrush __________________________________________ i am pro-choice. i know some rednecks. i want to get a tattoo. i want to get a new piercing. i hate mtv and vh1. i miss an ex. i still love an ex. i've slapped someone. i've punched someone. i've been told that i have a nice butt. i think my boobs are too small. i wish i could lose some weight. i can play the guitar. i can speak another language. i am fluent in another language. (i'm getting there) i can play the piano. my house has more than three bedrooms. i've been told that i can't dance. i'm a cheerleader. i have a sweet tattoo. i have a sweet facial piercing. i need to practice something. i believe in god. i want to go to mexico. i want to go to canada. i've traveled across the country. i live on the east coast. i went to the beach last summer. i remember the last time i was insanely sunburned i like to waste time. i like to sleep. i think i'm going to get asked out soon. i keep a journal. i don't remember the last dream i had. my first kiss kinda sucked. i think smoking is gross. i'm wearing something that belongs to someone else. my mom fixed the last meal i had. i've never gotten my nails done. i should be doing homework right now. (considering i have a final tomorrow...) i've lived in another country. i'm adopted __________________________________ 01. I am perfectly content to sit by myself for hours listening to the same songs over and over again. 02. I'm a loud obnoxious son of a bitch. 03. I would love to do country line dancing. 04. I don't really care about...anything. 05. I can completely lose myself in a song. 06. Driving aimlessly while blasting music is therapeutic. 05. I love fall. 06. I hate turtleneck sweaters with a passion. 07. My friends mean the world to me. 08. I also hate when people TypE LyKe D1s. 09. I only get 3-4 hours of sleep a night 10. I believe that even if they work, long distance relationships still suck. 11. Fuck computers. 12. I don't like people. 13. I like shopping for underwear. 14. I don't like studying. 15. After high school I'm going to Law school. 16. Sometimes I feel like passing out in the middle of the floor for no reason. 17. I want to go to Europe. 18. I have a lot to learn. 19. I'm vegetarian. 20. I sometimes like to watch the rain and think. 21. I like pop music. 22. Johnny Depp is really hot. 23. Groups of the same kind of people make me sick. 24. I can type rather fast. 25. I wish I could sleep better. 26. I wish love was like a movie. 27. I'm not a huge fan of the holidays. 28. Irish people make me sick after reading "angelas ashes". 29. I want to win the lottery one day. 30. I like the Starting Line. 31. I trust people way too easily. 32. I don't have a job. 33. I don't like a lot of people. 34. I say fuck to charities. 35. I know a lot of people, but only have a few close friends. 36. I'm easy to get along with. 37. I'm a very aggressive person. 38. I like having "beauty nights" with my friends. 39. I need to find something I'm talented in and stick to it. 40. I'm very insecure, even though I don't show it. 42. I never want to live in Australia. 43. I'm too aggressive. (how many times have we had repeats now?) 44. I love flavored lipgloss. 45. Sometimes words can actually hurt me more than sticks and stones. 46. The movie Honey makes me sick. 47. I like holding hands more than anything. 48. I have no life. 49. Sometimes, I like spending time alone. 53. I love to find money in my coat pockets. 54. In the winter i never want to leave my house. 55. I wish I was good with directions. 56. I'm pretty good with forgetting about things. 57. I like to read childrens stories. 58. I dye/cut my hair way too much. 59. Emotional neediness scares the crap out of me 60. Hearing people say they miss me, when I thought they didn't care, makes me smile. 61. I sometimes wish I was black. 62. One of my favorite movies is Life as a House. 63. I'm very loud. (again with the repeats...) 64. I feel like something's missing, even though I'm pretty content with my life right now. (i know what is missing) 65. My hair has a mind of it's own, and that mind is a paranoid schizophrenic. 66. I think meat is gross 69. The song iris by the goo goo dolls is one of my favorite songs. 72. I have never seen E.T. 73. I am drawn to intellect and humor. 74. I want my hair to be long but I can never grow it out. 75. I hate when people do things just to look important. 76. I love the game twister. 77. I'm not old-fashioned. 78. I love waking up next to someone. 79. I'm not picky about anything. 80. I like acting like a kid. 81. I don't understand why everyone feels the need to be obsessed with star shaped things. 82. Music plays a big part in my life. 83. I hate the word "emo" 84. I want silky smooth skin. 85. I love Oprah. 86. Sometimes I think to myself: Wow. People are really fucking stupid. 87. Stupid people annoy me. 88. I may sound sarcastic but I really am serious 89. I can forgive and forget. 90. I like being mean to people I don't know. 91. I can't stand ignorance. 92. Really tall people scare me. 93. I hate snow. 94. I love to laugh. 95. I don't listen to people that much. 96. I HATE hello kitty shat. 99. I am way too outgoing. 100. I hate when people always have to sound smart.

i confess i'm sorry catie! i'm on now

i confess yes, if you talk to me on aim or facebook chat

i confess maybe i'll tell you