Vicar of Dibley!!
Alice: Well the pregnancy test said I'm not pregnant. The hamster didn't turn blue.
Geraldine: I'm sorry, I don't think I'm familiar with that particular test.
Alice: Oh yes, it's very common in Dibley. You go out and you buy a hamster, and you wee on it. And if it turns blue, you're pregnant.
And Absolutely Fabulous...
Eddie: Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.
Patsy: Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?
Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out.