Me: I have a penis
Erick: *eyes wide*
Me: I'm kidding
stephanie: She really does, though
Erick: *scoots over*
Later that day
Erick: Hey, Dezs, you know your girlfriend has a penis?
Dezs(my boyfriend): And you have a vagina
Erick: But she told me she has a penis!
Dezs: I doubt it
Serious LOL that day