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Whooa

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  1. Awwe Hann How do you keep in conteact with her now?
  2. I just realised i put 2 months not 3 months so i just edited the comment! It IS 3 months
  3. Me and Sophie Have Been Together 3 Months Today I Think We've Sorted Things Out Now.
  4. Omg Linnea - That Is Sooo Cool - I Checked It Out YouTube So Now You Now Have A New Big Fan Fantastic
  5. I had my first kiss a few weeks ago Ahhhhhhh Me and Sophie were out with mates and it was when i had to go home - we sorta like hugged, then kissed, then walked away embarrassed
  6. Thick Jeans, Rolling Stones Top, Grey with Graffitti Converse, Black And White Scarf, Bead Bracelets
  7. Hey Guys - If Any Of You Have Bebo I Have To Paramore/Hayley Groups And Im Looking For A Sub-Moderator. I Would Rather Give You Guys A Chance Instead Of My Friends Who Don't Love Paramore As Much As Us Guys http://www.bebo.com/hayleywelove (Moderator Vaccancy) http://www.bebo.com/parawhoresareus (Under Construction)
  8. My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never,never sit on a public toilet seat." And she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. But by this time, I'd have wet down my leg. And we'd go home. That was a long time ago. Even now in our more mature years, The Stance is excruciatingly difficult to maintain when one's bladder is especially full. When you have to "go" in a public bathroom, you find a line of women that makes you think there's a half-price sale on Mel Gibson's underwear in there. So, you wait and smile politely at all the other ladies, also crossing their legs and smiling politely. And you finally get closer. You check for feet under the stall doors. Every one is occupied. Finally, a stall door opens and you dash, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. You hang your purse on the door hook, yank down your pants and assume "The Stance." Relief. More relief. Then your thighs begin to shake. You'd love to sit down but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold The Stance as your thighs experience a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale. To take your mind off it, you reach for the toilet paper. The toilet paper dispenser is empty. Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on that's in your purse. It would have to do. You crumble it in the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work and your purse whams you in the head. "Occupied!" you scream as you reach out for the door, dropping your tissue in a puddle and falling backward, directly onto the toilet seat. You get up quickly, but it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with all the germs and life forms on the bare seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper, not that there was any, even if you had enough time to. And your mother would be utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, "You don't know what kind of diseases you could get." And by this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, sending up a stream of water akin to a fountain and then it suddenly sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged to China. At that point, you give up. You're soaked by the splashing water. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a Chicklet wrapper you found in your pocket, then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the sinks with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past a line of women, still waiting, cross-legged and unable to smile politely at this point. One kind soul at the very end of the line points out that you are trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long as the Mississippi River! You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and say warmly, "Here. You might need this." At this time, you see your spouse, who has entered, used and exited his bathroom and read a copy of War and Peace while waiting for you. "What took you so long?" he asks, annoyed. This is when you kick him sharply in the shin and go home. This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so long.
  9. Awee. I hate it when you dream about someone you love most in the world then you wake-up and it was just a dream
  10. Comic Relief Just Got Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay To Camp When Grahaem Norton And His Singing Men Dressed As Gals Came On
  11. Argghhh Little Britain Was Ammence :hyper:
  12. I know like - He looks like my math teacher Haha Catherine Tate Just C'mon
  13. Pmsl Laffin At Smiffy - I Can't Wait To See Little Britain :hyper:
  14. En It Awesome :hyper: Allan Carr Is Pissin Me Ooof Big Time !
  15. Awesome *Not Relavent* - Anyone Else Watching Comic Relief? It's Awesome (Cant Wait To See The Little Britain Sketch) Omg That One Video Was Really Sad
  16. MSN 4 MSN Convos My Documents My Pictures iTunes - Playing Emmy The Great Apple Safari (Internet) - Displaying This, Bebo, And Youtube Paint (Making Skin) Lol
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