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You: no?
You: pedophileee!
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You: Hello!
Stranger: hello internet stranger!
You: Are you interested in our new range of chickens?
Stranger: oh man
You: Lol
Stranger: seriously believe it or not that is exactly why I came here
You: O'rly?
Stranger: holy crap let me just rub this in Edna's face
Stranger: haha man
You: Who's Edna?
Stranger: she's all "no way!"
Stranger: the missus
You: So what colour would you like your chickens to come in?
Stranger: so tell me bout these chicken
Stranger: colors
Stranger: hmm
You: Pink, yellow, blue or green are the current colours we supply.
Stranger: oh what? you don't have red?
Stranger: I like a red chicken
You: I'm sure we can dye them red.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ... but will it cost me extra?
Stranger: me and the missus have a pretty tight budget for chickens
You: Yes, it'll cost approximately $1 extra.
Stranger: see, that's how they getcha!
Stranger: ok...
You: Or you could just trade the missus for 5 red chickens.
Stranger: how much will the pink run me for
You: The pink have no extra cost but are $10 each
Stranger: $10 for a chicken!
Stranger: hoo doggies!
You: The red chickens are $11
Stranger: I'll take a gross!
Stranger: of the pink
Stranger: I ain't no sucker
Stranger: actually you know what? neighborhood kids will prolly steal a pink chicken
Stranger: how about yellow
You: Spend over $300 and we will give you a free fork.
Stranger: a free fork?
You: Well Yellow is only $5 per chicekn
You: chicken*
Stranger: what?
Stranger: oh wait wait wait
You: Yes, a free fork to eat your eggs with!
Stranger: tell me what the prices on all these chickens is
You: Or well you can eat the chicken with the fork if you like
Stranger: as I said, me and the missus are on a tight budget
Stranger: we gotta watch every penny, ya hear?
You: Yellow - $5 per chicken. Red - $11 per chicken. Blue - $5 per chicken and green - $5 per chicken
Stranger: what about pink?
Stranger: y'all said pink before
You: Well it's also $5 per chicken
Stranger: what is this some kinda chicken racket?
Stranger: what's your scam, son?
You: No, it's a chicken closet.
Stranger: I don't trust you, internet chicken salesman
You: Unless you want to buy from our rooster racket?
Stranger: so wait wait wait tell me this, shyster, what's the deal with these new fowl anyway
Stranger: what's so great 'bout em
Stranger: other than their color
You: Well you see
You: they came from a human
You: They have supernatural powers.
Stranger: this sounds rather fishy, son
You: Sorry, fish aren't included.
Stranger: look, I came here just lookin' t'buy myself and my missus some reg'lar ol' chickens
You: Wouldn't you rather have one of OUR chickens?
Stranger: and maybe abbre'vate a few words with some 'postrophes.
Stranger: nah, I think I'll stick with the Carnaby boy down the street
You: Sir, a farmer is in contact with me, he wants to buy the whole lot o' our chickens
Stranger: his chickens are legit.
You: Are you sure you don't wanna buy our chickens?
Stranger: go ahead, friend.
Stranger: nice talkin t'ya
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