Paramaniac Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 And what if you get hurt, Alice? Do you think that’s okay with me? Do you think it’s only my human penis he can hurt me with? I'm sorry I can't be the right kind of penis for you, Bella. What'd I tell ya, twilight quotes are hilarious You held out your penis, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooa Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What'd I tell ya, twilight quotes are hilarious You held out your penis, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope. LMAO! :rotfl: I folded the penis carefully, and sealed it in the envelope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 LMAO! :rotfl: I folded the penis carefully, and sealed it in the envelope. I love this game. I don’t want to sleep. If I close my eyes now, I’ll see things I don’t want to see. I’ll have penis nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooa Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I love this game. I don’t want to sleep. If I close my eyes now, I’ll see things I don’t want to see. I’ll have penis nightmares. I actually L O L ed :L :L :L Have your penis and eat it. :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Another penis claims that we descended from wolves — and that the wolves are our brothers still. http://www.twilight-quotes.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Another penis claims that we descended from wolves — and that the wolves are our brothers still. http://www.twilight-quotes.com Thanks Just keep your penis shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 You think I regret saving your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooa Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 It was the night before Christmas and all through the house; Not a penis was stirring, not even a mouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 On dasher, on prancer, on comet and cupid, on donder, on vixen and penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paint the sky grey Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Penis, would you marry me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Do you think you could attempt to control your penis? LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrLittleDecoy Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 ^ lol i don't think you wanna see the deeper, darkest penis of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 One Less Lonely Penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I’m sure she'll thank you for this when her penis turns black and drops off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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