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The Dorks Thread!!! - Part 3


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oh

there was this paedophile over here

and he kept walking next to me

telling them he liked girls young, and they have to be young to satisfy his needs and all this.

and i was like, ahhh:|

then my friend was like, listening to his ipod, cos he thought i knew him.

 

then the guy started pushing me into the wall, telling me to go out with him to dinner..

started asking questions, like, whats your name, where do you live, what number, how old are youu, what school do you go to.

 

but i was in my school uniform aswell. :/

so he waited for me afterschool apparently,

but idk, cos i didnt go back to school after that for a week.

 

but then the police came round asking for a statement of what happened.

and he had the pokey tongue ^,^ lol

it was great >:]

well, the policeman,

the other thing wasnt, lol

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