Jorgi Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 How did a franc get in your pocket if they no longer exist? Unless your pocket is the gateway to an alternate dimension where francs are abundant? Well, duh, what else ? A few frogs appeared the other day. Hopping related hilarity ensued. I have come to the conclusion the swines at Woolworths ripped me off a 5p, they saw me toddling along and thought "at last ! an unsuspecting crippled student we can harrass and use for our evil foreign currency planting schemes !", blast them. ...I feel i should contribute to this thread a bit more, alas, there is nothing in my pockets at current. I did just stick some tinsel in one though, just because it was the closest thing to me and i thought i ought to. ...I am way too hyped today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 my phone. and a note my friend wrote me to cheer me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Well, duh, what else ?A few frogs appeared the other day. Hopping related hilarity ensued. I have come to the conclusion the swines at Woolworths ripped me off a 5p, they saw me toddling along and thought "at last ! an unsuspecting crippled student we can harrass and use for our evil foreign currency planting schemes !", blast them. ...I feel i should contribute to this thread a bit more, alas, there is nothing in my pockets at current. I did just stick some tinsel in one though, just because it was the closest thing to me and i thought i ought to. ...I am way too hyped today Haha. You make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish_On_A_Star Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Ive got a: 10p 1p in my pocket right now but earlier I had: MP3 player A tissue Chapstick Oyster card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 today, i had: a small pot of red paint, 3 plectrums, phone, headphones, cigarette, lighter, pair of socks, my school tie, a condom (dont ask) and bus ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xletthisgox Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 a condom? wooo baby keepp it G- Rated please haha kidding I know you said dont ask, but I will so Lahni are you keeping a condom because you are anticipating some action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chriz Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 is you say dont ask i feel the need to ask .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xletthisgox Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ^ exactly and even if you didnt say dont ask, I would still ask..haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish_On_A_Star Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ^ Yes I was curious too but it sounds like it might have been a joke between you and friends, but what I am even more curious about is the red paint haha... So Lahni??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 AHAHA. no, im not antisipating any action i had it, because i found it in my friends wallet when he said 'use my 50p for the bus.' and he then said that i could have it for later, but i dont know what he means, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 LOL, the red paint, i was in art, and my teacher gave me a small pot of red paint for doing good work lmfao. i wrote the word 'war' on a piece of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chriz Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 hmmmzz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xletthisgox Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ahaha wow and I think your friend either meant, have the condom for later, because they were either wanting to sex you, or they were hinting that you were going to get sexed later by someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish_On_A_Star Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Haha... I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ahaha wow and I think your friend either meant, have the condom for later, because they were either wanting to sex you, or they were hinting that you were going to get sexed later by someone? ooh that's what that means? lol jkjk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Once again, these PJ's have no pockets on them. But if they had imaginery pockets, you'd find Hayley in there if you looked hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ^ hahahaha that'd be amazing if you could do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Yep. I also found Dave Grohl in there once. He looked slightly bemused to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 -cell -ipod -money seems like thats the usual of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lahninja Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 ahaha wow and I think your friend either meant, have the condom for later, because they were either wanting to sex you, or they were hinting that you were going to get sexed later by someone? HAHAHA. nah, idk, :] he has a girlfriend though hahah. but hey, i got a condom to add to my 836394 i already have. hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted January 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 -phone -keys -bottle opener -bottle cap -marlboros -normal lighter -rigged lighter (eyebrow singing hilarity ensued) -an eraser (why ? nobody knows...) -the brush of a nail varnish (again, why?!) -tweezers (that kept stabbing me in my leg, the bastards) -a bolt. it actually amazes me how i manage to collect such rubbish throughout the day. i don't understand me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 ^How big are your pockets?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted January 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Very. Oh, easy answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 - Mobile - Wallet with £45 in it - a couple of club V.I.P club cards - a starburst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 cell wallet ipod rings [shouldnt they be on my fingers..?] watch [shouldnt this be on my wrist...?] screw from stage crew that kept stabbing me $15 dominos pizza coupon hair tie sharpie napkin note my friends sister gave me wow...and these are small pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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